Jun 20, 2010 00:00
- 09:41 Today: DSW, sling dildos, ship prize DVD, have dinner w bff who is in town #
- 10:23 Sweaty #
- 10:41 The man in front of me on the bus violently sneezed into his hat several times and then put it back on his head #
- 11:10 Grr none of the shoes I wanted in my size. Time to head to work I guess #
- 11:21 Nothing like taking the red line north on a hot day when there's a cubs game. Is it sweaty in here or is that just me? #
- 11:52 Less than a month til my 4 year anniversary w the wife #
- 12:35 Finger dildo: twitgoo.com/149qog #
- 13:05 I really hope my coworker gets here soon because I have to peeeeeee!!! #
- 15:03 Someone searched for "licking clit until it cums" to get to my website. I didn't realize the clit was its own separate being ... #
- 18:36 Looking at my phone useage. I have 1 week left in the billing cycle and I've only used 14 mins. I do not talk on the phone #
- 21:10 Sitting outside at dunlays. The weather is gorgeous #
- 22:46 Amazing how my wife can get a doctorate in science but can't seem to figure out how to change the toilet paper roll #
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