I don't get it ... even after being involved ...
Sometimes I really can't help but think I attract the strangest friends.
Me: I may talk a lot of shit, but it's only because I am better than you in every way. *chuckle*
Ian: I wish I was awesome as you dood .. then I could get buttsex and pwn noobs ALL the time. /sarcasm
Shawn: Well I'm better at being bad than both of you, so there!
Me: Ok, I'll let you have that one.
Ian: I don't like this game, I can't just flash my man tits and win.
Shawn: Agreed.
Me: How the hell did we go from proclaiming my awesomeness, to man tits. You totally tainted the afore mentioned victory ... I hate you forever.
Ian: I LUB JOOO! *begins dry humping my chair*
Shawn: I think Ian has successfully turn all good things that have happened in the last 45 minutes into something we will have to try and block out for the rest of the evening.
Me: What the fuck are were we talking about again?
Ian: I don't know, but you're kind of cute.
Shawn: I agree, if I was gay I'd hit that ...
Me: That's not as comforting as you might think ...
Me: What has been heard can not be unheard ...
What the fuck kind of nonsensical drivel goes on when I am around my friends I can only partially remember but sometimes I'm tempted to record it just to see how ridiculous we are.
Me: I may talk a lot of shit, but it's only because I am better than you in every way. *chuckle*
Ian: I wish I was awesome as you dood .. then I could get buttsex and pwn noobs ALL the time. /sarcasm
Shawn: Well I'm better at being bad than both of you, so there!
Me: Ok, I'll let you have that one.
Ian: I don't like this game, I can't just flash my man tits and win.
Shawn: Agreed.
Me: How the hell did we go from proclaiming my awesomeness, to man tits. You totally tainted the afore mentioned victory ... I hate you forever.
Ian: I LUB JOOO! *begins dry humping my chair*
Shawn: I think Ian has successfully turn all good things that have happened in the last 45 minutes into something we will have to try and block out for the rest of the evening.
Me: What the fuck are were we talking about again?
Ian: I don't know, but you're kind of cute.
Shawn: I agree, if I was gay I'd hit that ...
Me: That's not as comforting as you might think ...
Me: What has been heard can not be unheard ...
What the fuck kind of nonsensical drivel goes on when I am around my friends I can only partially remember but sometimes I'm tempted to record it just to see how ridiculous we are.