Re: Tonight only: The Blues Brothers Triumphant ReturngarionfalconNovember 22 2005, 18:22:52 UTC
Especially gay Illinois nazis. Yeah, this quiz didn't have too many question, the spectrum they covered was small, and the result was too vaig. Cult classic, okay, I'll buy that, but, cult comedy, cult horror, cult drama, cult romance, cult action, cult porno...? And at what point does a classic become a cult classic or vice a versa? Is An Affair To Remember a classic, a cult classic, or both? I noticed you to were a cult classic VD. So... do you feel like your life is more like The Evil Dead franchise, Flash Gordon, or The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Perhaps the Revenge Of The Nerds franchise, Animal House, or anything with Ron Jeremy in it? I would not be disappointed in the least if you said something with Chuck Norris in it. Escape From New York (he throws out randomly)?
You were on the right track with John Carpenter..._vd_November 22 2005, 22:58:37 UTC
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Does that answer your question?
btw... Chuck Norris is overrated. Sure, he could have introduced Lo Pan to his good friend--a roundhouse kick to the face--but then the movie would have been over in 10 minutes. Even at 3 years old, I would have been pissed.
Re: You were on the right track with John Carpenter...garionfalconNovember 23 2005, 03:35:22 UTC
Nice. I can totally see it. "It's all in the reflexes." And I used to think the same about Chuck, until I read the 30 Myths of Chuck Norris as posted by Marshall.
Re: You were on the right track with John Carpenter..._vd_November 23 2005, 15:44:25 UTC
Have you ever sat through an entire episode of Walker: Texas Ranger? Yeah... that and the total gym are reason enough for me to think he's full of crap. If he's so great, why hasn't he impregnated Christi Brinkley yet, raised the kid, and then kick the child so hard that Billy Joel's kids feel it?
or I could raise my argument in the form of one word:
Re: You were on the right track with John Carpenter...garionfalconNovember 23 2005, 21:56:41 UTC
Are you kidding? A movie about Chuck Norris being your imaginary friend and sharing adventures with you. Better him then Dabney(sp.?) Colman, even if Coak & Dagger was filmed here. And in No Retreat No Surrender the imaginary friend was Bruce Lee and the guy kicked an evil Jean Claude Van Damm's ass, but I'd rather end up hooking up with the hot chick from the Wonder Years. Especially after reading in a recent Stuff mag that she once copulated with a boyfriend in a department store changing room. And the only reason he hasn't knocked-up Christi Brinkley is cause in a work out accident Chuck roundhouse kicked her so hard she became barren and Billy Joel drove his car through some random person's house as he was driving through the neighborhood. Also the best part of Walker is Chuck singing the theme song. Ahem
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Does that answer your question?
btw... Chuck Norris is overrated. Sure, he could have introduced Lo Pan to his good friend--a roundhouse kick to the face--but then the movie would have been over in 10 minutes. Even at 3 years old, I would have been pissed.
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or I could raise my argument in the form of one word:
Sidekicks.
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