Amazing enough to give me something to post
Yesterday the Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Toronto Raptors 122-104. What's so amazing is that in the third quarter trailing by 18 points, Kobe Bryant went Elliot Richards on Toronto's asses and finished the game with 81 points. That's 8-E-1 points.As in, one more than eighty. I mean what was up with that? Was he flying through the air like a man on a flying trapezious? Did he play like he was 10, 11, or 12 feet tall? Was he some kind of viking giant with a basketball in one hand and a club in the other? Was he Phi Slamma Jamma, runnin' stank all over it, with rib-ticklin' dunks of double vanilla funk? The only thing that would have made it better for me is if they had lost the game. If, there's any justice, after the game, before he showered in the locker room, Kobe discovered, not that he had a teeny, tiny penis, but that he had no penis at all. Kobe no friend of mine.