Dear Customers, you suck.
Damn you, National Amusements. Your little 2-4-6 deal going to kill us all.
Work has cut prices and for now small icees, small sodas, small popcorns, small nachos, Whoppers, Milk Duds and Gummy Bears are all two dollars plus tax (7%) so that means each item is now $2.14. Tickets are now $4 before six (They were $6.50 adults, $6.25 children under 12 and seniors.) and after six they are $6.(They were $9 adults, $6.25 children under 12 and seniors.)
This weekend we went through so many more small nachos then usual because of it and I was almost sick of making them and this is from the "Nacho Queen" as some call me since I'm the one who makes them at the beginning of the shift. I don't what to think of how many bags I have gone through either.
Because the usual Friday day shift person is going on vacation I'm working it, plus my usual Saturday and Sunday. The extra money helps.
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Dear Old Bat,
Thank you for stealing that icee cup today while day shift was closing out and night was getting on. Because of you our counts will be off in the end. But because someone mentioned it and the managers were told, it won't look like the employees are stealing cups.
No love,
Your not so happy popcorn scooper
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Dear Mother of Two,
You may have said you want three of the extra large icees but you won't get them. Twist and Gos are for soda only. Do you know how much icee that equals out to if you were to get three Twist and Gos worth? The machines are shitty as it is. You might as well put them out of commission for the rest of the day so people can grumble about it.
Yours truly,
The red and blue spotted human Dalmatian.
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Complaining old penny pincher,
Yes, your total was $42.67. You chose to buy the most expensive items we have. Don't get snappy and demand a receipt. You will see for yourself you were charged according to what you bought.
No love,
The person who gets popcorn and soda for free!
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Dear Worthless Parents,
This is a movie theatre, not a skating rink. Keep an eye on your demon spawn and keep them from skating on the tile flooring around the concession stand and hallway satellites. If they fall and get hurt, this is your fault for getting them those skating shoes.
No butter with your popcorn,
The one who itches to stick her foot out and trip the little demons.
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Dear Teenage Boys who have no lives,
Get away from the Pick and Mix stand and stop putting your pennies and hands on the scale. It is there to weigh candy, not your enjoyment.
Ice and dirty glares,
The girl with the ice cart who said, "Can you not play with the scale, please."
________
For some reason I'm itching for some kind of confrontation between me and a customer. I have no idea why but I want go get a nasty, bitchy customer to complain about something and have a manager called in because of it. I must be mental or I just want something to liven up my day at work.
Work has cut prices and for now small icees, small sodas, small popcorns, small nachos, Whoppers, Milk Duds and Gummy Bears are all two dollars plus tax (7%) so that means each item is now $2.14. Tickets are now $4 before six (They were $6.50 adults, $6.25 children under 12 and seniors.) and after six they are $6.(They were $9 adults, $6.25 children under 12 and seniors.)
This weekend we went through so many more small nachos then usual because of it and I was almost sick of making them and this is from the "Nacho Queen" as some call me since I'm the one who makes them at the beginning of the shift. I don't what to think of how many bags I have gone through either.
Because the usual Friday day shift person is going on vacation I'm working it, plus my usual Saturday and Sunday. The extra money helps.
________
Dear Old Bat,
Thank you for stealing that icee cup today while day shift was closing out and night was getting on. Because of you our counts will be off in the end. But because someone mentioned it and the managers were told, it won't look like the employees are stealing cups.
No love,
Your not so happy popcorn scooper
________
Dear Mother of Two,
You may have said you want three of the extra large icees but you won't get them. Twist and Gos are for soda only. Do you know how much icee that equals out to if you were to get three Twist and Gos worth? The machines are shitty as it is. You might as well put them out of commission for the rest of the day so people can grumble about it.
Yours truly,
The red and blue spotted human Dalmatian.
________
Complaining old penny pincher,
Yes, your total was $42.67. You chose to buy the most expensive items we have. Don't get snappy and demand a receipt. You will see for yourself you were charged according to what you bought.
No love,
The person who gets popcorn and soda for free!
________
Dear Worthless Parents,
This is a movie theatre, not a skating rink. Keep an eye on your demon spawn and keep them from skating on the tile flooring around the concession stand and hallway satellites. If they fall and get hurt, this is your fault for getting them those skating shoes.
No butter with your popcorn,
The one who itches to stick her foot out and trip the little demons.
________
Dear Teenage Boys who have no lives,
Get away from the Pick and Mix stand and stop putting your pennies and hands on the scale. It is there to weigh candy, not your enjoyment.
Ice and dirty glares,
The girl with the ice cart who said, "Can you not play with the scale, please."
________
For some reason I'm itching for some kind of confrontation between me and a customer. I have no idea why but I want go get a nasty, bitchy customer to complain about something and have a manager called in because of it. I must be mental or I just want something to liven up my day at work.