its always the genocide that lets me down
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I broke sim_kizz's X-Box (-12 points). In March I gave gamurai a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I pushed cryx in the mud (-17 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, restaurantkiler (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5045 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
gargoyal