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[iminmynightie]

[The video switches on and there's a very annoyed looking redhead staring into the camera.]

Ok, this is a message for the Doctor, or anyone who knows the Doctor. That's his name; just The Doctor. He's got floppy brown hair, and wears a tweed jacket and bowtie.

[Here she sighs.]I know. Awful, isn't it? Anyway, Doctor, if you're receiving this

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[whatsolarsystem]

[he's looking at his screen with an unaffected expression] The fish-in-the-ear bit is standard. Didn't think using a screwdriver to remove it was, though.

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[iminmynightie]

[Oh hello, random, most likely British person on the other end.] Yeah, they said everyone here gets one. Doesn't mean I have to like it though. [She pouts a bit before adding,] And it's standard for the Doctor. It doesn't look like a normal screwdriver. It can do a ton of things, so I'm guessing fish removal is on the list.

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[whatsolarsystem]

[oh yes, very British]

Right, well, no need for it, then? The fish, I mean. Fluent in alien languages, are we? [the screwdriver part makes very little sense, but then again, so does everything else here.]

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[iminmynightie]

As a matter of fact, yes. Ok, no. But the man I'm trying to find, the Doctor, his spaceship/time machine can translate any language so it sounds like English. And we don't even have to be in the spaceship for it to work. Much easily than having a live fish jammed in my ear canal.

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[yosukecantstop]

[Okay, you seem crazy. But beautiful, too. And he hears you about the fish.]

I think I only understood half of that. But this Doctor is coming for you, right?

[Because he knows how much it sucks to wake up randomly in space.]

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[iminmynightie]

He'd better be! Because if he's not... well... well I guess I'll just have to find him somehow, and when I do he'll be in big trouble.

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[yosukecantstop]

[Flinch. Angry women scare him.]

So you don't need any help?

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[iminmynightie]

Oh. Well, if you don't know the Doctor, I guess not. I was just trying to find him, so I sent this video message thing out to everyone. But hey, thanks for the offer. It's nice to know people here are helpful and nice.

[mutantbirdkid]

[American girl is going to stare for a moment, because your accent. it is awesome.]

You know, I've had the fish for a few months, and it hasn't done any brain damage. Yet.

For the record, I doubt Earth was destroyed.

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[iminmynightie]

[She bites her lip at the "yet," part.] A few months. Yuck, I don't want it in me for another minute, much less months.

Yeah, I'm doubting it too. My friend, the Doctor, he pretty much appointed himself Earth's defender, so I'm thinking someone was misinformed or lied to or something.

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[mutantbirdkid]

Yeah, that's how long I've been here. You don't really feel it anymore after a few weeks.

There's no proof! They claim they have video footage, but that's bullshit. CGI can fake that stuff easily, they do it in movies all the time.

...that's funny, because the whole defending the planet thing got dumped on me. Guess we're not from the same Earth.

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[iminmynightie]

[She makes a face at "weeks," but lets it go.]

Makes me wonder what we're all doing here then. If Earth's still out there, then we weren't "rescued" from it, huh?

Oh, really? Well that could be. There's a lot of weird stuff out in the universe, so there could be more than one Earth.

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[drivenbychaos]

"TARDIS."

[He's grinning. Yes, he can be that juvenile.]

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[iminmynightie]

What? That's what his spaceship's called.

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[drivenbychaos]

And it's an awesome name.

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[iminmynightie]

Yeah, I guess it kinda is. Rolls off the tongue nicely. TAAAAARDIS.

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[sexyasmieu]

His name is just 'the Doctor'?

... Is he a real doctor?

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[iminmynightie]

Yup, just the Doctor.

...Uh, no. Don't think so. But he's a genius so he could be.

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[sexyasmieu]

That sounds kinda confusing.

You said he's a genius, though? What kind of stuff is he good at?

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[iminmynightie]

I know, but he is what he is. [She shrugs like, "What can you do?"]

Oh, loads of science stuff! I don't even understand what he's talking about half the time, but it's impressive.