Sep 15, 2010 13:44
[Here we are on the planet in Camp Counsellor Urahara's room! There are three scruffy looking alien kids standing staring at their Counsellor who is fast asleep on his desk.]
You wake him up!
No you!
Nuh uh, I did it last time and then he made us do laps of the pool, remember?
Glrabg, you do it!
[The gelatinous blob child in the middle shakes his head- and subsequently very many of his chins, and blabbers something indeterminable in an alien dialect.]
Wimp. OK, I'll do it.
[Our intrepid investigator edges forward to the desk, and puts a hand on his shoulder, jostling slightly.]
Hey! Hey mister. Wake u-ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
[As soon as he touches Urahara's shoulder, his body starts to swell up.]
WHAT DID YOU DO!?
[IT IS STILL SWELLING!]
[AND SWELLING!]
[OH GOD IT IS STILL SWELLING IT'S GOING TO BLOW!]
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
[The three alien children manage to get away out of the office just in time for Urahara's body to EXPLODE in a puff of GLITTER AND GUMMIBEARS.]
[A few moments later, Urahara pops up out of nowhere with a clipboard, chuckling to himself and writing notes.]
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