11 [Experimental Video Cam]

Sep 15, 2010 13:44

[Here we are on the planet in Camp Counsellor Urahara's room! There are three scruffy looking alien kids standing staring at their Counsellor who is fast asleep on his desk.]

You wake him up!

No you!

Nuh uh, I did it last time and then he made us do laps of the pool, remember?

Glrabg, you do it!

[The gelatinous blob child in the middle shakes his head- and subsequently very many of his chins, and blabbers something indeterminable in an alien dialect.]

Wimp. OK, I'll do it.

[Our intrepid investigator edges forward to the desk, and puts a hand on his shoulder, jostling slightly.]

Hey! Hey mister. Wake u-ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!

[As soon as he touches Urahara's shoulder, his body starts to swell up.]

WHAT DID YOU DO!?

[IT IS STILL SWELLING!]

[AND SWELLING!]

[OH GOD IT IS STILL SWELLING IT'S GOING TO BLOW!]

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

[The three alien children manage to get away out of the office just in time for Urahara's body to EXPLODE in a puff of GLITTER AND GUMMIBEARS.]

[A few moments later, Urahara pops up out of nowhere with a clipboard, chuckling to himself and writing notes.]

urahara kisuke

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