[The guide switches on. It shows a teenage boy with thick-rimmed glasses and an ever-present laptop typing away nearby. Abruptly, the computer, not the boy, speaks.]
It's on? When did I... Hmm.
[The boy turns to the guide and waves absently. He plays an
intro to a popular song to express his confusion, then types again.]
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Or is my world really gone due to the world's heartburn issues? This is confusing.