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[giantsdrink]

[Somewhere aboard, an anonymous (read: brand-new) guideview bubbles to life.

--Yep, bubbles; the view's also oddly distorted, but certainly clear enough to make out:

A. A disembodied head of white hair on the floor of possibly a bathtub.

B. UCHIHA SASUKE'S GLORIOUS BIRTHDAY SUIT.Foouund ya. Hell of a big ship, but chakra doesn't lie! Couldn't

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VIDEO

[plznospoilers]

[ MASSIVE. SWEATDROP. ]

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[giantsdrink]

[your sweatdrop took up the whole screen who are you]

... Heh?

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[plznospoilers]

[ backs up. Whatever you do, DO NOT call him White Fang. ]

You must be one of Sasuke's friends.

[ ;;;; ]

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[giantsdrink]

... Oh. You're that copy ninja from Konoha.

[snicker] Well, we're on the same team.

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[plznospoilers]

[ Oh, so you must be the replacement Naruto. ]

Do you have a name?

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[giantsdrink]

[get out I AM NOT THAT BLOND. in every sense of the word.]

Houzuki Suigetsu.

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[giantsdrink]

... So hey, I heard you had that run-in with Zabuza-senpai. Thanks for that.

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[plznospoilers]

Were you rivals?

[ YOU ARE SO WEIRD ]

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[giantsdrink]

Guess you could say that. Honestly, I would've liked to take him out myself, but at least I have this great sword now.

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[plznospoilers]

You're a swordsman of the mist?

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[giantsdrink]

Something like that.

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[plznospoilers]

[ Even though you didn't actually EARN THE SWORD you're with Sasuke so THIS GUY will be TAKIN U SRSLY ]

What do you call that, anyway?

[ The melting thing. ]

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[giantsdrink]

[oh boy, now I remember why I keep that guy around]

[have a quirk of an eyebrow] A jutsu. [annd a beat] You can't have it.

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[plznospoilers]

It just interested me, that's all. [ but what would Kakashi do with it? HE doesn't sneak into Sasuke's bathtub. See? NO USE. ]

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[giantsdrink]

Maybe you'll get a closeup one of these days.

[he's grinning; it's entirely possible -- though he isn't THAT interested in butting heads with Konoha, who knows what Sasuke's thinking these days]

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[plznospoilers]

I think that's a jutsu I don't want to see in person very soon.

[ Let's be civil;;; while we figure something out;; ]