† Fifteenth Text

[wingsofsilver]

... I have to work tonight, don't I?

They couldn't have extended the lockdown for just one more goddamn day?

[ooc: As always, Gin now has ovaries instead of testies for the day. :'>]

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FUCK IT, I'M MAKING THESE TWO KNOW EACH OTHER.

[strongest9ball]

Call in sick, duh.

NO, SHE HAS OVARIES. THIS WILL NEVER WORK.

[wingsofsilver]

I'm sorry, do I even fucking know you?

GIVE IT A SHOT, EVERYONE LOVES CIRNO EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER. ALSO 1/2

[strongest9ball]

YOU DO NOW!

I'M CIRNO!

[strongest9ball]

Wait, how could you not know me?

NEVAAAAAH, I AM FRIEND TO NO WOMAN. *hisss*

[wingsofsilver]

Easy. We've never met, you idiot.

SHE WILL STALK YOU UNTIL YOU CAN TOLERATE HER. WHICH PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN XD 1/2 AGAIN

[strongest9ball]

HEY! I'm not an idiot, I'm a genius!

[strongest9ball]

And how is it easy to not know me?

[wingsofsilver]

Uh huh.

This is going to be a conversation I'm going to regret having, I'm sure.

[strongest9ball]

What are you talking about? I gave you brilliant advice to call in sick. You should be happy.

[wingsofsilver]

Problem with that plan: my boss is omnipotent.

[strongest9ball]

om..nip..poh...

[She gives up.]

...So what?

[wingsofsilver]

... wow. I regret this conversation already.

[strongest9ball]

Why!?

I'm doing my best!

[wingsofsilver]

Hate to break it to you kiddo, your "best" sucks.

[We apologize for Gin's hormonal bitchiness. It is his time of the month.]

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[strongest9ball]

[Oooohh, you did NOT just insult Cirno's best.]

[strongest9ball]

HEY!