[video]

[yendere]

[This. This a face that is both angry and annoyed, frowning at the Guide]

Hey, Shito, quit dicking around, you went too far again. If you're being prissy about towels I'm gonna--

[there's blurry images as the Guide is suddenly dropped, landing on the floor on its side]

Oh, motherfu--

[next to the Guide there's a cleanly dismembered hand, which

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[notasinglelady]

.....

What was that?

[yendere]

What was what?

[notasinglelady]

That hand.

[yendere]

Litter?

[justjamitin]

Did you murder someone?

[yendere]

What? No.

[justjamitin]

You just kicked someone's hand.

[yendere]

It was there when I got here.

[Voice]

[bullet_reporter]

Yeah, there's a club for us--"Earthlings Anonymous". We meet every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 pm sharp. You should stop in sometime.

Re: [Voice]

[yendere]

Are there snacks?

Re: [Voice]

[bullet_reporter]

New members make the goodies. If you show up, maybe you could cook whoever that hand belonged to for us. Looked like a fairly good-sized fellow, I'm sure you could get enough meat off him to last a few days.

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[yendere]

What? I'm not cooking for a bunch of people I don't even know! ...What makes you think I want to eat people, anyway? That's fucking weird.

Video;

[ineuphony]

Hello.

Re: Video;

[yendere]

Hey, uh, how's it going?

Re: Video;

[ineuphony]

Fine. Are you new around here?

Re: Video;

[yendere]

Guess I am, or else I just filled out a lotta paperwork for nothing.

[video]

[duck_dancer]

Qua-!

[She claps her hand over her mouth. Her eyes are wide as she stares.]

W-what was that!?

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[yendere]

Somebody was obviously having a really bad day.

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[duck_dancer]

B-b-but...a hand!

Re: [video]

[yendere]

Never seen one before?