AND THEY APPEAR!

[shareenjoyotp]

[THE FOLLOWING IS IC. I REPEAT, THE FOLLOWING IS IC.]

[The screen is blank, but there's the unmistakable tapping at a microphone, and there's the unmistakable sound of squeaking.]

Excuse me? Is this thing on? Oh! Good!

[Cue squeaky throat clearance]Ladies, gentlemen, and everything in between! These are your captains speaking, in regards to that

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[princess_tenko]

-Oddly enough, Ran isn't at all bothered by this.-

Well I suppose seeing as you inherited this task, then you inherited the integrity with which it was meant to be carried, I hope.

[capnbeetlebob]

Of course!

[he sounds proud!]

[princess_tenko]

Part of integrity is being forward and honest in all business dealings, you know.

[capnbeetlebob]

If you have any complaints about our treatment of you as refugees, don't hesitate to let us know!

[ineuphony]

...You mean this whole time our Captains have been mice and a mole?

[voice]

[justforthegun]

...you mean this whole time the constant squeaking during all the announcements didn't tip you off? Kid, I know you're not a trained detective and all, but c'mon...

Re: [voice]

[ineuphony]

Hey, I met aliens on the ship with squeaky voices. Can't blame me for being a little bit surprised.

[capncuddles]

He was adopted.

[voice]

[justforthegun]

[slow clap] Aaaand through the efforts of highly-dangerous Japanese refugee-terrorists, we finally have some answers we didn't know to questions we really wanted to ask. Well done! What a coup!

So what giant animal is the next planet going to be filled with?

Re: [voice]

[capnsmudgy]

Well, since that little terrorist stunt, there's no way to know as we won't be arriving.

Re: [voice]

[capnbeetlebob]

I'm afraid we don't know that yet, but we'll make sure to inform you as soon as we do!

[voice]

[justforthegun]

[two different answers from two different mice... Adachi decides to just address both at once]

You mean we're not gonna visit any planets anymore or you don't know where we're going? Which is it?

[allbeingsoffire]

........ Perfect. Just perfect.

[capnsmudgy]

Do you have anything intelligent to add, or is that all you have to say?

[allbeingsoffire]

Actually, I have a question.

Does this mean we're not allowed to keep cats as pets?

[capnsmudgy]

[offended] Why would you want to?

[VIDEO]

[nym_fon_maniac]

I feel like I should be surprised.

I'm not.

Re: [VIDEO]

[capnsmudgy]

Good! That saves a lot of trouble for everyone, then.

Re: [VIDEO]

[nym_fon_maniac]

So, we've been governed by mice all along.

Re: [VIDEO]

[capnsmudgy]

That's correct.

Do you have any other obvious statements you'd like to make?