[video]
[ The feed starts with a view of three dark and mysterious figures. They all are holding their guns in menacing manner, and it looks as if they mean business. Except they're really Xion, Arietta, and Naminé in Organization coats (the latter two which were borrowed) because they are sneaky. And they were watching other people do it earlier and got curious. One of them has placed the guide on a conveniently located table, and they seem to be having a very. Deep discussion. ]
S-So... this is... a game?
Yeah, it's just for fun.
You pretend to shoot at each other, and if you hit the other player then you get points.
But... I'm not good at shooting...
[ At that moment, a group of NPCs extras people with excellent timing arrive. They look as if they've been searching for easy victims in this cruel and destructive war of lasers. ]
... Should we try to shoot them?
I... guess? They're the first people we've run into so far.
W-We have to shoot them to win the laser game...
[ The filler characters laugh at the idea of three ~*~kawaii~*~ lolis shooting at them. That's when shit goes down. A tumbleweed rolls by (aka a crumbled up piece of paper), and dramatic western music fills the air (jk it's still Mission Impossible). The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife but who the fuck brings a knife to a gun fight so the tension stays uncut. ]
If they want a fight, then they'll get a fight.
[ And that's when Arietta throws her gun at one of the enemy's faces. It slowly sliiiiiiides down and then dramatically hits the floor. The silence is piercing. The no-named villains narrow their eyes in rage at the girls! ]
[ But Arietta is BOSS so she enters RPG ☛FIGHT mode. Xion and Naminé however choose ☛ESCAPE. They grab Arietta and the Guide, and effectively pull a Roadrunner in getting the fuck out of there. Of course they drop their own guns in the process because wussies who choose the ☛ESCAPE option deserve it. ]
S-So... this is... a game?
Yeah, it's just for fun.
You pretend to shoot at each other, and if you hit the other player then you get points.
But... I'm not good at shooting...
[ At that moment, a group of NPCs extras people with excellent timing arrive. They look as if they've been searching for easy victims in this cruel and destructive war of lasers. ]
... Should we try to shoot them?
I... guess? They're the first people we've run into so far.
W-We have to shoot them to win the laser game...
[ The filler characters laugh at the idea of three ~*~kawaii~*~ lolis shooting at them. That's when shit goes down. A tumbleweed rolls by (aka a crumbled up piece of paper), and dramatic western music fills the air (jk it's still Mission Impossible). The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife but who the fuck brings a knife to a gun fight so the tension stays uncut. ]
If they want a fight, then they'll get a fight.
[ And that's when Arietta throws her gun at one of the enemy's faces. It slowly sliiiiiiides down and then dramatically hits the floor. The silence is piercing. The no-named villains narrow their eyes in rage at the girls! ]
[ But Arietta is BOSS so she enters RPG ☛FIGHT mode. Xion and Naminé however choose ☛ESCAPE. They grab Arietta and the Guide, and effectively pull a Roadrunner in getting the fuck out of there. Of course they drop their own guns in the process because wussies who choose the ☛ESCAPE option deserve it. ]