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[Transmission 20.] [VOICE] Operation Beamspam

Aug 01, 2010 23:18

[The feed opens with a quiet fuzz, and then silence... before a probably familiar, calm, quiet voice begins to speak.]

"Alpha Black at point 3-B. Coast is clear. Revive point located, over."

[A similarly probably familiar voice responds over its own radio feed, equally collected, but sounding more chipper.]

"Roger that. Moving into position. ( Read more... )

heero yuy, duo maxwell

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[Action] Because I'm a douche to Dorochet, of course. normalwhispered August 2 2010, 04:31:25 UTC

[HI I'M DOROCHET AND I'M SHITTY WITH GUNS.

Excuse me while I walk around all huffy-like with a laser rifle.]

This is stupid--what the heck's an 'event' on this ship anyway? Improbability drive my ass.

[Action] BECAUSE HEERO'S A DOUCHE, OF COURSE. 00ne August 2 2010, 04:36:36 UTC

[AW YEAH payback time BECAUSE HE TOTALLY DIDN'T GET WHAT HE DESERVED RITE]

[Within seconds of wandering into the area, he's pelleted with lasers, setting his 'YOU'RE DEAD' alarm off with frantic beeping and flashing]

[The source? Nowhere to be seen.]

Re: [Action] BECAUSE HEERO'S A DOUCHE, OF COURSE. normalwhispered August 2 2010, 04:42:38 UTC

[VEIN OF RAAAAGE. fuck this alarm is annoying]

[...Sniffs the air.]

HEERO, YOU DICK!! I KNOW IT'S YOU!!

Re: [Action] DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A COMMUNION OF DOUCHERY nicotine_patch August 2 2010, 04:43:49 UTC

[shoots him while he's freaking out]

Re: [Action] GO AWAY normalwhispered August 2 2010, 04:45:03 UTC

[SHOOTS BACK AFTER BEING PISSED OFF!]

ASS!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?!

[Action] /amused by stupid dog fighting 00ne August 2 2010, 04:47:59 UTC

[LOLIN']

[GOOD DOG]

[BOTH OF THEM]

Re: [Action] peeswith_legup August 2 2010, 06:57:57 UTC

[o btw I'm totally tracking your scent douchebag]

Re: [Action] GO AWAY nicotine_patch August 2 2010, 04:48:14 UTC

[had attempted some fancy footwork to get out of the way]

[it failed]

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

Damnit. Hold on, hold on.

Re: [Action] GO AWAY nicotine_patch August 2 2010, 04:49:27 UTC

[respawns]

[RETURN FIRE!!!]

[Badou's a good shot when he's not]

[trying to do James Bond rolls]

[like now]

YYYER FUCKIN' MAKER, THAT'S WHO! YEAH, DICKWAD! EAT LEA.. UH LAAAAAZE-AAAAHHSS!!!

Re: [Action] GO AWAY pees_withlegup August 2 2010, 04:52:31 UTC

[AFTER FLAIL DODGING AND GETTING SHOT, HE THROWS HIS KATANA AND BREAKS THE ALREADY DIM LIGHT ABOVE--PITCH BLACK BB. I'll come back for my beautiful generic sword some other time, but for now shit just got real.

You might see a pair of glowy eyes, but they fade out.

And then eerie silence.

/cue Friday the Thirteen theme]

Re: [Action] GO AWAY nicotine_patch August 2 2010, 05:26:51 UTC

...Uh.

[g-g-g-goosebumps]

[inches]

[slowly towards the exit??]

[attempts to throw his voice]

BEEP BEEP BEEP. OH, I'M DEAD. GUESS I'LL REVIVE AGAIN. OVER THERE.

Re: [Action] pees_withlegup August 2 2010, 05:31:56 UTC

[AND SUDDENLY A LASER HITS YOU IN THE BACK.]

Looks like you're right about that one.

[Did you see a flash of green pupils? THEY'RE GONE AGAIN.]

[Suddenly being a chimera is good fun.]

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