☠ 2. voice

[beforearcadia]

Apologies, room three-eight. The violent hacking's coming from this computer. The...language settings changed while I was clicking around, I think. Not exactly sure how coughing would translate well into conversation, but...

[more to himself:] So, last thing I tried was that...And before then was--[a sputtering cough, like an old person with

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[cleaningkosmos]

What did you do to it? Really - you have your own ship, but you can't manage a computer?

[beforearcadia]

Hey. My ship doesn't have a setting called "hostile voice mode", alright?

[beat. muttering:]

I navigate, I strategize, I fight, but I don't sit in front of a computer panel all day.

[cleaningkosmos]

Well, if you can't fix something so simple, maybe you should.

[beforearcadia]

Hey, now, I--[fFFF. slightly exasperated:] How's something with buttons labelled with...[audible shrug.] I don't even know what those are...How's that simple?

[cleaningkosmos]

It's obvious what their functions must be, even if you can't read them.

[beforearcadia]

That so.

[beat.]

I guess I obviously want this thing to hiss at me when I hit 'enter', then.

[cleaningkosmos]

Or maybe you're just incompetent.

[ooc: Uh, sorry. Shion's idea of "obvious" and someone else's... not necessarily the same thing. >.>]

[beforearcadia]

Or that.