Comments | gargleblasted: Hands-on [very accidental video]

urlefthandgrl in gargleblasted

Hands-on [very accidental video]

Jul 30, 2010 00:13

[So Ran Fan is sitting at the kitchen table with her Sex-Ed textbook and she's got a look of most intense concentration on her face. In her hands she has a large stem of broccoli. And now she's taking out-- a box of condoms?]

[Yeeeah she seems to be trying to put a condom on the broccoli. It's not working well. The condom tears and she gapes at it ( Read more... )

ran fan, renge houshakouji

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action:. ukidoki_orgasm July 30 2010, 07:17:52 UTC

[[STILL NOT GETTING IT]]

Do you blush whenever you eating a banana or something?

this is all [VIDEO/ACTION] urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 07:29:05 UTC

[Unaware of the guide]

No, I meant. It. The uh.

[VIDEO/ACTION] ukidoki_orgasm July 30 2010, 07:33:59 UTC

Uh...

It?

[AND THEN WE HAVE A LIGHTBULB]

Oh! ....OH.

Re: [VIDEO/ACTION] urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 07:42:00 UTC

The... equipment. In question.

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[video] beatitlikemj July 30 2010, 08:04:35 UTC

[ snrrrrrrk ]

Re: [video] urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 08:16:27 UTC

[Justttt wrapping a banana here]

[With a Snoopy condom]

Re: [video] beatitlikemj July 30 2010, 08:34:43 UTC

You jes' told all'a Thor you seen Caps' dick, Ran Fan.

Re: [video] urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 08:40:38 UTC

[JUMPS A MILE IN THE AIR]

BEAT!?!?!!

[hides her banana in her shirt]

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[Video] normalwhispered July 30 2010, 09:27:22 UTC

[He just--watwaaaat--Dorochet feels so very awkward now.

SO THIS FACE.]

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm July 30 2010, 09:29:09 UTC

[she does not see you puppy-man]

[she is trying to put a bright yellow condom on a cucumber]

Re: [Video] normalwhispered July 30 2010, 09:35:46 UTC

Will you cut that shit out?! At least stop broadcasting to the whole damn ship!

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm July 30 2010, 09:36:27 UTC

[screams]

OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU - STOP LOOKING!

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brbjudgingyou July 30 2010, 12:46:29 UTC

Now there's something you don't see every day...

[video] lol your username is so appropriate urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 17:28:38 UTC

[VERY embarrassed, this is a total stranger even]

Ah............. my apologies!

[video] ain't it? brbjudgingyou July 30 2010, 20:16:12 UTC

Quite all right, dear. I'm sure everyone doesn't really care why you are practicing such a thing.

Re: [video] ain't it? urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 23:35:54 UTC

[A bit too quickly]

Good, they should not!

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video thesubsequent July 30 2010, 13:18:35 UTC

[Mentally lols]

Good luck, Ran Fan!

Re: video urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 17:57:32 UTC

[MORTIFIED]

KAORU!!! I am sorry this is-- uh!

Re: video thesubsequent July 30 2010, 18:25:49 UTC

No need to apologize! We all learn at some point in our lives!

Re: video urlefthandgrl July 30 2010, 18:48:48 UTC

[That actually helps a great deal]

You already learned this, too?

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