[HAYATE CAM] look I don't know
[Wow that is a nauseating scene to open to. There's the clank and jingle of a dog's collar as its wearer SHAKES and makes the picture on the screen go blurry. HAYATE CAM is now activated, and Thor is treated to life in 5-1 from the view of one little doggie. He wanders around the silent apartment for a bit, sniffing and nudging at things here and there. Everything seems pretty neat and orderly until he gets to the coffee table, piled with papers and folders and two cold cups of tea.]
[A ream of paper seems to have slipped messily to the floor, unheard of for anywhere Hawkeye spends her time. Hayate investigates this anomaly thoroughly and turns around to face the couch, where there are two (2!) sets of legs, one male and one female. Popping his front paws against the couch gives both the puppy and the viewer a better angle. Riza, very much asleep, is still hanging onto a now half-empty folder, her head resting back against Roy's shoulder. There's a pen still in Roy's hand, one arm draped over the back of the couch behind her. He's also asleep, his head propped against hers.]
[It seems all that work Mustang has been doing and all that sickness Hawkeye has had has taken a toll. Hayate, being a very busy dog, can sympathize, and apparently thinks they have the right idea. With a tiny whine at being left out, he hops up in between them and makes a quick revolution that has the camera image going dizzy again, laying down as well. The feed goes dark, and clicks off when its censor stops reading motion.]
[THIS FOOTAGE LATER MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS, HOPE YOU CAUGHT IT WHILE YOU COULD somuchshamewhy]
[OOC: OKAY video/voice/and action for roommate & co, WAKE 'EM UP, take compromising photographs, idk we are feeling silly. Responses to Hayate videos automatically go straight to Hawkeye or Mustang's guide OR EVEN BOTH IF YOU WANT. /)_(\]
[A ream of paper seems to have slipped messily to the floor, unheard of for anywhere Hawkeye spends her time. Hayate investigates this anomaly thoroughly and turns around to face the couch, where there are two (2!) sets of legs, one male and one female. Popping his front paws against the couch gives both the puppy and the viewer a better angle. Riza, very much asleep, is still hanging onto a now half-empty folder, her head resting back against Roy's shoulder. There's a pen still in Roy's hand, one arm draped over the back of the couch behind her. He's also asleep, his head propped against hers.]
[It seems all that work Mustang has been doing and all that sickness Hawkeye has had has taken a toll. Hayate, being a very busy dog, can sympathize, and apparently thinks they have the right idea. With a tiny whine at being left out, he hops up in between them and makes a quick revolution that has the camera image going dizzy again, laying down as well. The feed goes dark, and clicks off when its censor stops reading motion.]
[THIS FOOTAGE LATER MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS, HOPE YOU CAUGHT IT WHILE YOU COULD somuchshamewhy]
[OOC: OKAY video/voice/and action for roommate & co, WAKE 'EM UP, take compromising photographs, idk we are feeling silly. Responses to Hayate videos automatically go straight to Hawkeye or Mustang's guide OR EVEN BOTH IF YOU WANT. /)_(\]