TWENTY EIGHTH NIGHT [VIDEO]
[The feed kicks on to what appears to be...an art class. An all alien art class. Yes, they come in all different shapes and forms here people. Horns, tentacles, too many eyes, too little eyes, amorphous, gelatinous and just plain heinous, whatever your imagination can conjure, you bet it's there.]
[Enter from stage right, a large, bespectacled walrus alien. He has a bushy mustache, a beret, glasses, and four tusks instead of two. He also has an artsy fartsy scarf around his neck and various other pretentious things that signify him as an artist of quite high caliber. He adjusts his rims with a flipper and addresses the camera, apparently believing it to be his own device and not belonging to Shinjiro.]
Good day, to those of you who are taking our online course of Human Anatomy 101.1 Today, we have a special treat for you all. As opposed to drawing up dissected bodies and mannequins, we actually have a real, live human for you to study!
[He pauses for dramatic effect, the students surrounding the central dais gasping in awe.]
[Professor Walrus stutters and flubbers around and moves off screen and is heard arguing quietly with someone who sounds familiar.]
No, you can go straight to hell. I didn't mean t'sign up for this.
Ah, but you must, think of the art community!
Screw you, screw your community, I am not doin' this bullshit.
Ah...are you ashamed? If you are, then you shouldn't have--
M'not ashamed. Tch...Fine. One hour. That's it and then I'm done.
[And with that, the owner of the familiar voice wanders out slowly to the central dais. It is, in fact, Shinjiro, wearing nothing but a robe. I'm sure those playing at home know full well what's about to happen.]
[He begrudgingly disrobes, and as it falls, the Vogon V Chip immediately kicks in, censoring out the more intimate details of Shinjiro's physique with a tasteful...cartoon alien. It also hardly does the job. Many of the aliens are confused and...intrigued would be the polite word here.]
Why do humans have a tentacle there of all places? There's only one and it hardly looks like it would be usefu--
[Said outspoken alien is promptly shut up by Shinjiro giving it the most horrific glare humanly possible.]
Alright students! You have one hour to draw the subject! For those at home, take your time and enjoy! Art is all about the creative process so don't rush! If you wish to add more interesting features such as spines, or perhaps a tail and some horns, feel free!
[The students begin to sketch and after a few moments, Shinji's glance turns to the Guide. His Guide. You can almost set your watch to the dawning of realization, the horror, and suddenly he's making a mad lunge. The Guide briefly catches aliens yelling for him to "STOP MOVING" before it's slammed shut.]
(OOC: Italics = PROFESSOR WALRUS, maroon = Shinjiro, purple = unfortunate alien. This post is COMPLETELY open to any other models or anyone else who feels like sitting in on the class. Feel like being a prolific hacker and blocking the Vogon V-Chip? Go for it if you so desire! I know I'm hideous. Also backdated to about Thursday.)
[Enter from stage right, a large, bespectacled walrus alien. He has a bushy mustache, a beret, glasses, and four tusks instead of two. He also has an artsy fartsy scarf around his neck and various other pretentious things that signify him as an artist of quite high caliber. He adjusts his rims with a flipper and addresses the camera, apparently believing it to be his own device and not belonging to Shinjiro.]
Good day, to those of you who are taking our online course of Human Anatomy 101.1 Today, we have a special treat for you all. As opposed to drawing up dissected bodies and mannequins, we actually have a real, live human for you to study!
[He pauses for dramatic effect, the students surrounding the central dais gasping in awe.]
[Professor Walrus stutters and flubbers around and moves off screen and is heard arguing quietly with someone who sounds familiar.]
No, you can go straight to hell. I didn't mean t'sign up for this.
Ah, but you must, think of the art community!
Screw you, screw your community, I am not doin' this bullshit.
Ah...are you ashamed? If you are, then you shouldn't have--
M'not ashamed. Tch...Fine. One hour. That's it and then I'm done.
[And with that, the owner of the familiar voice wanders out slowly to the central dais. It is, in fact, Shinjiro, wearing nothing but a robe. I'm sure those playing at home know full well what's about to happen.]
[He begrudgingly disrobes, and as it falls, the Vogon V Chip immediately kicks in, censoring out the more intimate details of Shinjiro's physique with a tasteful...cartoon alien. It also hardly does the job. Many of the aliens are confused and...intrigued would be the polite word here.]
Why do humans have a tentacle there of all places? There's only one and it hardly looks like it would be usefu--
[Said outspoken alien is promptly shut up by Shinjiro giving it the most horrific glare humanly possible.]
Alright students! You have one hour to draw the subject! For those at home, take your time and enjoy! Art is all about the creative process so don't rush! If you wish to add more interesting features such as spines, or perhaps a tail and some horns, feel free!
[The students begin to sketch and after a few moments, Shinji's glance turns to the Guide. His Guide. You can almost set your watch to the dawning of realization, the horror, and suddenly he's making a mad lunge. The Guide briefly catches aliens yelling for him to "STOP MOVING" before it's slammed shut.]
(OOC: Italics = PROFESSOR WALRUS, maroon = Shinjiro, purple = unfortunate alien. This post is COMPLETELY open to any other models or anyone else who feels like sitting in on the class. Feel like being a prolific hacker and blocking the Vogon V-Chip? Go for it if you so desire! I know I'm hideous. Also backdated to about Thursday.)