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Attention, everyone! Attention!
Is there anyone here that speaks dinosaur? I'm in need to hire your services!
Now that I know for a fact that I'm not dying (I double checked at the hospital this morning, Hikaru!! You're a lying liar who lies!), perhaps I'll explore the planet~ This is very serious life or death business and I need to learn Dinosaurish as soon as possible, so please don't be shy!
What's that thing people are supposed to do when they're nervous? Picture someone in their underwear? That is... a little strange, to be honest, but if sacrifices must be made then I am willing to give it my all in order to help ease those restless souls~
((ooc: also uh he's a telemarketer this month so. feel free to leave a blank comment here if you want him to call you and sell you random shizz or something.))
Is there anyone here that speaks dinosaur? I'm in need to hire your services!
Now that I know for a fact that I'm not dying (I double checked at the hospital this morning, Hikaru!! You're a lying liar who lies!), perhaps I'll explore the planet~ This is very serious life or death business and I need to learn Dinosaurish as soon as possible, so please don't be shy!
What's that thing people are supposed to do when they're nervous? Picture someone in their underwear? That is... a little strange, to be honest, but if sacrifices must be made then I am willing to give it my all in order to help ease those restless souls~
((ooc: also uh he's a telemarketer this month so. feel free to leave a blank comment here if you want him to call you and sell you random shizz or something.))