003 || OF APPLES AND ORANGES || VIDEO + ACTION

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[Because Naruto likes to multitask, one of his clones is using the Guide to gather information. The video is activated while the clone is reading through some entries about fruit.

A few more Narutos are visible just over his shoulder. There's a line of females in front of the group, and at the front is most likely the real Naruto. He mumbles

Comments

[ineuphony]

[What.]

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[Food metaphors and analogies are so much easier to understand to Naruto. Fruit is easier to recognize than stupid numbers and letters. THIS WORKS!]

[The clone doesn't notice that the Guide is still on. He continues diligently doing research.]

[ineuphony]

Should had known you would be a closet pervert.

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[Blink blink.]

W-What? This is my job!

[ineuphony]

Why did you take a job like that?! It's not supposed to be for boys!

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NOBODY TOLD ME!

[ineuphony]

[This face.]

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[This one.]

I-I didn't see any other jobs that weren't taken!

[ineuphony]

Why not just attend school? They pay you just by simply going.

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NO WAY!

I'm done with school! I graduated! MOST BORING DAYS OF MY LIFE, Y'KNOW!

Never goin' back to school.

[ineuphony]

Oh, c'mon. School is not THAT bad.

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MY school was!

[Between being constantly made fun of, the boring lessons, the failing every test and activity, and the loneliness of having no friends... SCHOOL SUCKED FOR NARUTO.]

[ineuphony]

But this round could be better?

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I learned everything I needed to back at the Academy, yep.

[ineuphony]

Huh. I wish I graduated from my Academy. But I did manage to transform Soul into a Death Scythe. That counts for something.

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Hey! That guy! Yeahhh, I met him.