Jul 13, 2010 19:29
[Meer comes onto the screen wearing something pink and lacy. She seems completely comfortable in it. The background shows a shop display of undergarments, and there are several rather pretty alien women fanned out around her and another alien who looks to be the store manager standing off to one side. Meer beams at the camera, folds her arms, and proceeds to speak in a friendly tone, careful to enunciate properly.]
Hello ladies! And gentlemen, too, especially if you're planning to purchase lingerie for that special someone in your life! I'd like to take a moment to tell you all about our limited time sales offers and some of the great services available only at Snobberly's Department Store!
[She accepts a script from someone off-camera, smiles brightly into the camera, and proceeds to read it with enthusiasm.]
This week only at Snobberly's, if you buy one bra, you'll get the second one half off! We have push up bras, demi-cups, underwired and minimizers bras! Strapless, convertible, t-shirt bras, sports bras, built-in bras, even shelf and peephole bras for the more daring customers!
Are you unsure about your measurements? Maybe... a little embarrassed? Or maybe you just want to make your significant other go "WOW!"? No worries, then! Stop by and our friendly staff will help you solve those sizing woes! We'll assist you in finding just the right bra that is not only affordable, but so comfortable you might not want to take it off!
Here at Snobberly's Department Store, we will custom-order maternity and nursing bras for new and expectant mothers and will be happy to hunt down the best style for mom - one that will be just perfect for you and your baby - and your hubby, if he helps with the feeding.
We also have a wide variety of mastectomy bras on sale through the end of the month.
But that's not all! We offer nighties, bustiers, thongs and g-string panties, corsets, jammies, nightgowns, and a whole lot more! The selection really is wonderful!
[Looks back up at the screen, and waves a finger in the air. This part is important.]
Comfort is the first step to looking your best! And remember everyone: With Snobberly's, you're always in good hands!
((OOC: Action/Guide responses are all okay. /o/;;))
meer campbell