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[onlyteasing]

[ The guide clicks on to giant striped wings beating over the lens; evidently an insect turned it on with an agitated landing. Overhead, there's a lazy voice and the sound of several sheets of paper rustling. ]

Don't be choosy. It's been a while since you've had a feast, hasn't it? A drier meal won't hurt you.

[ More chittering, at which the

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[virulentfacade]

A feast of what? Flowers?

[onlyteasing]

Papers.

[virulentfacade]

My, what an exciting plate you've prepared for your little bug.

[onlyteasing]

They seem to have enough of it to spare around here.

[virulentfacade]

There's no shortage of people either. A pity it won't eat them instead.

1/2

[onlyteasing]

[onlyteasing]

Not fond of your roommates, I take it.

[virulentfacade]

You don't think they're the only annoying ones on this flying piece of shit, do you?

[onlyteasing]

I doubt I've met them yet. It'd be a rather boring trip without company, in any case.

[virulentfacade]

This isn't some little trip. We're stuck here.

[onlyteasing]

Rumor has it that we're headed somewhere.

[virulentfacade]

You don't believe it, do you? You can't be that fucking stupid.

[onlyteasing]

I can't say that it makes much difference to me.

[virulentfacade]

What else does it eat?

[onlyteasing]

Interested in bugs? I hadn't guessed you to be the type.

[virulentfacade]

I'm not. You made it sound like it eats something besides a little paper. And my mention of flowers did nothing. What does it eat?