Jul 03, 2010 02:54
[the feed opens to the shot of a German Shepard puppy's backside, complete with frantically wagging tail. Said puppy's head is crammed into a toaster pastry box, and it's thrashing itself around like an ass trying to get it off. It's adorable and you love it]
[Havoc's voice comes over the feed, but the camera remains on the puppy]
I still say it would have made a good stir fry, oi.
[Fuery's annoyed face pops into the picture. He appears to be shielding the small dog from Havoc with his body. What a nice guy he is.]
We didn't save this puppy just so you could eat it, Havoc! Don't say things like that!
[Havoc chuckles from behind the Guide's camera and tries to hold it around Fuery to film the puppy again. It has successfully freed it's head from the box by now and is currently shredding the box with it's adorable puppy teeth]
Hayate was too stringy. This one looks good, got a lot of fat on him. Don't you think it would make a good roast?
No! And that's not something to joke about when he almost just became one!
[Havoc laughs like an asshole BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY FUCKING WITH FUERY and switches the feed off. APPARENTLY 5-6 NOW HAS A PUPPY.]
kain fuery,
jean havoc