Jun 29, 2010 09:40
[Shunsui appears on screen, smiling in quite a relaxed fashion, his hat hanging from his neck on a string.]
Hm? Ah, I see it's working.
[Being to lazy to keep holding it, he puts the guide down, meaning he has just zoomed out to reveal he is sitting on what appears to be a comfortable chair made of massive stacks of paper work.]
I just thought I would say hello to everyone. Kyōraku Shunsui, 8th Division Captain...Although, I suppose I am only that in my heart from now on, mm?
[His mouth is smiling.
His eyes are not.
Before he can speak or turn off the guide, a bureaucratic alien waddles up-]
Sir, you have to complete that paper work!
But I asked for the form I need to fill in to to do it later...
Yes, sir, and the form to fill that form in later too. And the one to fill that one in later as well. And you kept doing that. Over and over.
Ah, now then, how many more times will I have to ask for the form to do it later until you run out of forms for doing forms later?
629.
[Shunsui sighs deeply, pulling his hat over his eyes.]
Best get started then...Can I have the form to do this form later, please?
Of course sir.
[Thankfully, the feed cuts off without showing us Shunsui doing as much work as it takes to do no work at all.]
kyoraku shunsui