001 || IN SPACE, EVERYONE CAN HEAR HIM SCREAM || VIDEO

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[ The guide falls open and the video function activates to show a group of loud blonds swarming around an even louder blond in the middle. They're holding onto him while one grips a kunai precariously close to the center of attention's ear. ]

GET IT OUT! I SWEAR THEY PUT A DAMN FISH IN THERE, Y'KNOW!?

[ The group struggles to hold him still when

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[princemunculus]

It might feed on your ear drums.

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THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF!

[princemunculus]

Oh.

Oooh wait, I'm thinking of something else! The fish is harmless, really.

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Oh?

OH?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT?

[princemunculus]

My mistake!

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THAT'S A PRETTY DAMN BIG MISTAKE!

I thought my brains were gonna be fish food, y'know!

[princemunculus]

Ah, but they won't be! Isn't that reassuring?

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... You coulda told me that before.

[princemunculus]

Hahahaha~