Jun 20, 2010 23:42
[The camera turns on to reveal Han. He's at work at a beachside bar and he looks incredibly, deeply bored as he serves some fancy drink in a coconut to an alien. He glances at the camera and rolls his eyes.]
Anyone want to come down here and entertain me? [He flashes a grin.] Maybe someone with a spirit of adventure - I've made enough drinks in coconuts to last a good long while.
[He turns away from the camera and mutters under his breath, so this next part is hard to make out.]
One of the best pilots in the galaxy... can fly almost anything and land it anywhere, even with a busted motivator, and these bantha brains have me tending bar.
[He turns back around and leans heavily on the bar, staring out at the beach.]
Guess I can't complain about the scenery, though. I've been stuck on worlds way worse than this one. Compared to Nal Hutta, this place is paradise.
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