06 [video]

Jun 08, 2010 03:51

[Kisuke is clearly out in the sun, judging by the way that the sun is beating down on him and the way that his bare shoulders seem to be shimmering with a thin sheen of sweat; it seems this planet is doing wonders for his tan. Nonetheless, he looks none too bothered and seems to be thoughtful. In the background, you can see a pool and rich ( Read more... )

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[VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 03:00:08 UTC
...what the hell are you wearing.

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[VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 03:03:07 UTC
[He can't respond immediately, as he is passing out strange looking cocktails to a gaggle of young, strange looking alien girls who are perfectly voluptuous and hot in tiny bikinis... until you take into account that all three of them have chicken heads. They cluck approvingly as he walks away towards the guide, obviously checking out the junk in his Speedo encased trunk.]

It's my uniform, Yoruichi-san. I appear to have been objectified.

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Re: [VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 03:11:17 UTC
That's not the word I would have chosen.

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Re: [VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 03:50:45 UTC
Oh? And what is the word you would have chosen?

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Re: [VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 03:55:19 UTC
Attacked? Drugged? Because that's the only possible excuse I can see for that outfit.

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Re: [VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 04:04:49 UTC
It's not especially comfortable. I don't feel I have a lot of freedom, I'm worried that there may be a possible lack of circulation.

In fairness, I should have looked at the small print before taking this job.

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Re: [VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 04:16:11 UTC
Not to mention the lack of mystique.

[She is laughing at you from the comfort of her hula outfit.]

Yes, you should have.

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Re: [VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 04:22:34 UTC
Apparently my employer doesn't believe in the thrill of the unkno-

[He pauses as he shifts in his seat, then appears to reach into his Speedo and pull out a surprisingly crisp currency note, and appears to be completely mystified at how it got there.]

At least there are perks.

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Re: [VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 04:27:18 UTC
I suppose you've got to know your audience.

[She finally bursts into laughter at that]

Someone managed that without your knowledge? Shameful~

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Re: [VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 04:35:30 UTC
[He sighs, rubbing the back of his neck.]

Yoruichi-san, I think I've lost count of the number of times I've been goosed, and not all of the appendages that have accosted me have been entirely solid either.

[He suppresses a physical shudder, but very much gives a mental one.]

I feel violated.

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Re: [VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 04:38:14 UTC
The working world is cruel, Kisuke. Just tell them no means no.

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Re: [VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 05:07:37 UTC
I'm sure you're having no such problems with your fancy dance gig.

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Re: [VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 05:11:37 UTC
My outfit is not quite as revealing as yours.

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Re: [VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 05:16:06 UTC
And you look quite lovely in it, unsurprisingly~

I do wish this thing was a little roomier. It's making me feel immodest.

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Re: [VIDEO] goneonenight June 8 2010, 05:19:29 UTC
It looks like I had rather more choice in the matter of my clothing than you did.

Are you going to be complaining about this all month?

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Re: [VIDEO] trickstermentor June 8 2010, 05:26:30 UTC
And rather more clothing for that matter.

Well it does at least give me a chance to work on my tan. It could be an awful lot worse.

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