[Accidental Video] At least it's not a cephalopod.

Jun 04, 2010 11:45

[The Guide hits the sand and clicks on, you can see a young man standing in front of the camera - from the shoulders down at least. He's wearing a maroon button-up shirt and black shorts that cut off just above the knees.]

I have a job to do! Move unless you want to die!

[Somewhere off camera there's a hissing noise, and the sound of two hard objects clacking together in repetition. Most likely one of the rumored residents of Iiawah. Or one of the rumored delicacies. Whichever.]

Fine! Don't say I didn't give you an option!

[The young man extends his right hand. At first nothing seems to be happening, but gradually it begins to glow as the concentration of fonons in his fist continues to increase.]

Bring all to ash and ruin! Explosion!!

[The Guide doesn't seem to like this part very much - there's a low rumbling noise and the screen fills with static. The device gets knocked aside again, focusing on a very large (presumably dead) crab and the same young man standing in front of it, one hand extended towards the crustacean, the other balancing a box against his side. The box has a large logo printed on the side - it reads "Down Under BBQ". Asch gives the creature a final kick before deciding it won't cause any more problems.]

You should have stayed out of my way. Idiot.

[Wonder if the boss needs more crab barbeque. B/ Harumph.]

((OOC: W-would you believe it took me this long to realize the planet is "Hawaii" backwards? *major fail*))

asch the bloody

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