[VIDEO] Some of these aliens don't even HAVE lips!

[a_bad_egg]

[See Tae.]

[See Tae sitting at a little booth. The signage up above her proudly declares:]

STELLAR KISSING BOOTH

1 TICKET - 1 KISS ON THE CHEEK
3 TICKETS - 1 KISS ON THE LIPS
5 TICKETS - 1 KISS A~~~N~~~W~
[The rest of this listing seems to have been angrily scratched out, but something clearly lewd can be seen remaining beneath.][She waves to

Comments

[Video]

[thelonelyawesme]

[Oh hey what's thi-]

[......]

[realizes who it is]

Shit

[ATTEMPTS TO TURN OFF VIDEO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE]

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[a_bad_egg]

[TOO LATE]

Hello, Gilbert.

Re: [Video]

[thelonelyawesme]

[Maybe if he ignores it she'll think she missed him...]

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[a_bad_egg]

[Waits patiently for a reply.]

Re: [Video]

[thelonelyawesme]

[Quietly disconnects and tries to make it seem like an accident]

[....hopes she'll buy it]

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[a_bad_egg]

[Waits a long few minutes.]

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[a_bad_egg]

[Beep! Your Guide is being pinged 8)))]