[VIDEO] Some of these aliens don't even HAVE lips!

[a_bad_egg]

[See Tae.]

[See Tae sitting at a little booth. The signage up above her proudly declares:]

STELLAR KISSING BOOTH

1 TICKET - 1 KISS ON THE CHEEK
3 TICKETS - 1 KISS ON THE LIPS
5 TICKETS - 1 KISS A~~~N~~~W~
[The rest of this listing seems to have been angrily scratched out, but something clearly lewd can be seen remaining beneath.][She waves to

Comments

[abyssjade]

Is Guy breaking your heart, Miss?

[nym_fon_maniac]

Please don't start.

[abyssjade]

Start what?

[nym_fon_maniac]

You know what.

[abyssjade]

I am but a simple, old man looking out for the integrity and happiness of the young women you seem to collect.

Will you treat this fine lady the same, Guy?

[nym_fon_maniac]

The same as what?!

And I'm not collecting anything!

[abyssjade]

The same as all the other women who have thrown themselves at you in the past, of course!

You, in every sense of the phrase, 'leave them in the dust' each time!

[nym_fon_maniac]

You throw them at me! Remember the time you told those girls that I was a "sparkly vampire looking for the love of my life to heal my tortured yet still radiant and glittery soul?"

1/2

[abyssjade]

[HAVE THE CLOSEST THING TO A SNORT YOU'LL EVER HEAR COME OUT OF THIS PARTICULAR NECROMANCER]

[abyssjade]

I've no idea what you're talking about, Guy.

[nym_fon_maniac]

Of course not.

[abyssjade]

However, if I were to have recollection of the events in question... I may have to forgo my staunch stance on humility, and pat myself on the back.

In fact, I believe I shall.

[nym_fon_maniac]

Don't pat too hard. Your bones are so brittle.

[abyssjade]

Thank you so much for your concern... I'll be sure to be gentle.

[a_bad_egg]

Well....... I try to be optimistic...

[abyssjade]

Such bravery in the face of an obstinate man like Guy.

I commend your efforts.