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[android_fml]

[there's a robot staring disdainfully ahead. he doesn't look amused at all. that's because he isn't.]

I should be happy about being replaced, shouldn't I? Oh, of course. [mockingly. oh so mockingly. he'll even give you a lifted arm by way of mocking gesture.] 'Here, Marvin. Have another, oh, I don't know, longer-than-eternity life of misery. We

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[notasinglelady]

Aren't you a cheerful guy.

[android_fml]

I'm not, really. It's all just so miserable I can't help but be sad about it.

[notasinglelady]

That was actually sarcasm, Marvin.

I'm Kurt Hummel.

[android_fml]

I know. I was still being honest in response, because I'm just so depressed.

Kurt, is it? I'm surprised you're even bothering with an introduction.

[notasinglelady]

Robots usually don't have feelings, was you programed to be depressed all the time?

I usually surprise people, yes.

[android_fml]

Yes, if that's not obvious.

I'm not people.

[notasinglelady]

Tell the person who made you to change that.

People, robots, aliens..same thing.

[android_fml]

It's hopeless. Do you know those doors on the ship, those perky ones? They were made by the same company as I was.

I'd be offended, but I suppose that's useless too. I'm thirty-thousand times smarter than any human, and all I do is sit and be insulted and ordered around. What a life.

[notasinglelady]

I do, one of them flirted with me yesterday. Oh...ouuuuuch.

I meant no offense, trust me. Stand up for yourself. If you feel frustrated let it out, that happened to me too.

[android_fml]

It won't and can't be fixed.

I'm not frustrated, simply depressed. I've had enough time to come to terms with the fact.

[notasinglelady]

Sorry about that.

Why don't you sing it out?

[android_fml]

I've tried. My career was a bomb, just like everything else in my life.

[notasinglelady]

You have a nice voice, it's sounds like Alan Rickman. I can give you classes.

[android_fml]

It's a toss-up between he and Stephen Moore. I don't want classes, but you're going to give them to me to make yourself feel better, anyway.

[notasinglelady]

interesting. No, not really, I have no need to do that if you really don't want.

[android_fml]

Whatever you want. It's going to be a great trouble, though. You see, whenever I do anything, this patch of diodes down my side pains me greatly. It's nearly crippling.