[猪八戒 - 第十四話] [voice]

[congenialsinner]

Has anyone had any problems with man-eating cockroaches recently? I encountered a rather large one on my way to work this morning, though it ran away before I was able to kill it. Judging from the brief time I spent fighting it off, it seems fairly inept and shouldn't pose much threat to those who are used to fighting, but I would like to

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[thesubsequent]

I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN! I'M TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY TO DIE!

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[congenialsinner]

Please calm down, Kaoru. I don't think there's any reason for you to be worried as long as you're careful.

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[thesubsequent]

But... but I am defenseless!

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[congenialsinner]

Surely you have friends who could help you out?

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[thesubsequent]

I most certainly do! I was just making a show out of it because I felt like it!

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[congenialsinner]

...Ah. I wonder if you're taking this seriously.

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[thesubsequent]

I don't know!

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[theantecedent]

[ in the background of the feed. ]

KAORU! KAORU, WHAT'S WRONG?

[ OVERDRAMATICS: GET. ]

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[thesubsequent]

HIKARU! I'M GOING TO BE EATEN!

[SNIFFLE SNIFFLE]

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[theantecedent]

I WON'T LET YOU!

[ throws his arms around dramatically!! ]

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[thesubsequent]

What if... what if they try to eat you too?!

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[theantecedent]

Big brothers give them indigestion.

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[thesubsequent]

Your fiery nature will also help with that!

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[theantecedent]

No, that's diarrhea, not indigestion.

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[thesubsequent]

[Laughs at that]

Ew~ gross!

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[theantecedent]

It's a natural body function!