badou ☆ NAILS; looking back I'm still amazed how everything went wrong in every way

[nicotine_patch]

[►VIDEO&action post]

[the feed jars on, and showing a darkened chute]

[the Guide's screen lights up what appears to be the emaciated ass of an anorexic giant spider, covered in soot and crawling haphazardly down]

[the cursing doesn't sound like an arachnoid, though - it might actually sound pretty familiar]

Son of a ... you're doin' the next

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voice

[thesubsequent]

SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!

Re: voice

[nicotine_patch]

THE HELL'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

Re: voice

[thesubsequent]

I AM MERELY ROOTING FOR YOU, BADOU-CHU!

Re: voice

[prayforprey]

... B-BADOU-CHU.

[ CRACKING UP. ]

[ A+, KAORU. ]

Re: voice

[thesubsequent]

Isn't it so cute?

Re: voice

[prayforprey]

Ridiculously.

[VOICE]

[nicotine_patch]

THIS CONVERSATION STOPS RIGHT-FUCKIN'-NOW.

Re: [VOICE]

[thesubsequent]

But whyyyyyy?

Re: [VOICE]

[nicotine_patch]

BECAUSE I'M GONNA FEED YOU BOTH TO A WOODCHIPPER IF IT DON'T.

Re: [VOICE]

[thesubsequent]

TAKE THAT BACK! I know you don't mean it! [TRIES HIS HARDEST TO BE DRAMATIC JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BEING DRAMATIC]

Re: [VOICE]

[nicotine_patch]

Fine, fine, I take it back.

Re: [VOICE]

[nicotine_patch]

It'd be too quick of a way ta go.

Re: [VOICE]

[thesubsequent]

[SNIFFLES] I knew you had a heart, Badou-chu!

Re: [VOICE]

[nicotine_patch]

Nailed to a board and used for darts practice.

Re: [VOICE]

[thesubsequent]

Ooooh, that's what it is. I see, I see!

Heyyy, I just realized something!

Re: [VOICE]

[nicotine_patch]

Don't come out to me right now, that's fucked up timing.