badou ☆ NAILS; looking back I'm still amazed how everything went wrong in every way

[nicotine_patch]

[►VIDEO&action post]

[the feed jars on, and showing a darkened chute]

[the Guide's screen lights up what appears to be the emaciated ass of an anorexic giant spider, covered in soot and crawling haphazardly down]

[the cursing doesn't sound like an arachnoid, though - it might actually sound pretty familiar]

Son of a ... you're doin' the next

Comments

[VIDEO]

[and_my_ax]

...

Stuck?

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[nicotine_patch]

NO.

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[and_my_ax]

Fine, guess you don't need help.

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[nicotine_patch]

HELL NO! GODDAMN NOSY DOUCHEBAG HOBO! GET THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN SHANTY TOWN!

[Video]

[curious_copycat]

Do you need help?

Where does the ship have chimneys?

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[nicotine_patch]

Everything's fine! I got this!

[behold: butt wiggling]

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[curious_copycat]

You don't... look like you do...

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[nicotine_patch]

-- Looks can be deceiving.

[Video]

[zeropride]

Having trouble~?

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[nicotine_patch]

NO.

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[zeropride]

Then why are you yelling?

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[nicotine_patch]

STUPID PEOPLE NEED IT LOUD N' SLOW.

[VIDEO]

[ineuphony]

...

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[nicotine_patch]

[pathetic struggling]

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[ineuphony]

Geez, I can't leave you alone for a minute without you getting into trouble.

... Where are you?

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[nicotine_patch]

[SQUIRM]

[SCCCRAAPE]

STICKIN' MY FEET IN A GODDAMN BUBBLE BATH, WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?!

[video]

[prayforprey]

[ CRACKING UP. ]

But, shit, ya won't clean my chimney!

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[nicotine_patch]

SH-SHUT UP! THIS GODDAMN TAR-CHUTE TO HELL'S PROBABLY CLEANER!

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[prayforprey]

Use a condom!

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[prayforprey]

-- For the actual chimney, too, I guess.