03 [video]

[trickstermentor]

Am I the only one a little perplexed about how birds can exist in space?

[He shifts about on his seat- there's something he's sitting on and he can't quite work out what it is, so you're treated to the sight of him wriggling.

And still wriggling.

Hmm.]

I was thinking I might broaden my horizons into the field of childcare and volunteer my services at

Comments

[sexyhairflip]

Is there a reason birds should not be indigenous to that void?

[trickstermentor]

Well, I'd have thought that the vacuum of space would be a pretty inhospitable environment, to be honest.

[sexyhairflip]

To us, certainly.

[trickstermentor]

To anything, I would say.

[sexyhairflip]

Oh? You don't think anything could adapt to survive there?

[trickstermentor]

[This is the part where his inner science guy would reel off the many, many reasons why he thinks it highly unlikely, but for the purpose of keeping up pretences...]

I can't really see why anything would want to! It looks so boring~

[sexyhairflip]

[He half wishes you had, because he has the perfect trump to your argument lol.]

Does it now?

[trickstermentor]

Well think about it, there's be nothing to do but float about all day!

[sexyhairflip]

I imagine they would have to eat and reproduce somehow.

[trickstermentor]

That must be no mean feat out in space.

[sexyhairflip]

You seem rather sure of that.

[trickstermentor]

You don't think so?

[sexyhairflip]

One should never underestimate what a species can do to survive.

[trickstermentor]

Their survival instincts aren't great if one hundred and fifty of them fly into spaceship engines~

[sexyhairflip]

I believe I said what they "can" do, and not what is actually done.