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001 || Video || There's a snorlax in my beaurocracy

May 05, 2010 00:58

[ Sakura's booted up the program, and is tinkering around when she activates the video feed. Not intending to say anything just yet, she returns to her piles of multi-colored paperwork, brow furrowed in a mixture of extreme concentration and absolute irritation. In the background, there is a snorlax. Snoring, and relaxed. ]

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[Video] motherofthesun May 5 2010, 08:10:51 UTC

Greetings, Sakura-san.

Yes, the amount of paperwork is a bit staggering. I do not mind coming to assist you.

[Video] nosamurai May 5 2010, 08:34:38 UTC

[ SO IT ISN'T ALL A LIE -- that is, this guide works. She takes a brief moment to absorb this fact, belatedly rubbing at the ink on her face. ]

Ah, great! [ Sakura smiles. ] That will be very much appreciated. Who is it I should be addressing my thanks to?

[Video] motherofthesun May 5 2010, 08:37:55 UTC

My name is Taiyou. Pleased to meet you.

I'll be at the Arrivals area in a moment.

[Video] nosamurai May 5 2010, 08:47:15 UTC

Please to meet your as well, Taiyou-san. I'll be -- [ smearing ink in crazy patterns over my face and not seeing the splatters on my forehead ] -- waiting.

[ And shuffling papers yet again to find that blasted form. ]

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Video; flameofheaven May 5 2010, 08:35:52 UTC

You...

You're really bad at that, you know?

Video; nosamurai May 5 2010, 08:41:24 UTC

[ How does she even respond to -- ]

The pens? Or the paperwork?

Video; flameofheaven May 5 2010, 09:02:07 UTC

Hmph.

I always knew you were an idiot, but not even able to hold a pen properly?

Video; nosamurai May 5 2010, 09:08:01 UTC

[ Swallow down that irritation, Sakura, swallow and try not to choke. Not like she can keep all of it out of her voice, but she does try. ]

Pardon me -- do I know you?

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[VIDEO] itsnotzura May 5 2010, 10:38:31 UTC

The forms can be set to better use.

[VIDEO] nosamurai May 6 2010, 04:33:52 UTC

[ She blinks. ]

Such as...?

Re: [VIDEO] itsnotzura May 6 2010, 06:30:10 UTC

My Elizabeth and I made origami beasts, and had them stage a mock battle.

[VIDEO] nosamurai May 6 2010, 06:52:41 UTC

[ Who is his Elizabeth and why are they taking perfectly horrible forms and making them into artwork. ]

I... see. You know, that sounds like an excellent use for these forms, or at least the ones people are told they filled out incorrectly.

[ She imagines there is much paper waste, with how people and creatures and nightmare visions have been moving through here over the ours -- not much movement, lots of paperwork. ]

text; WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT, ISH. YOU AND YOUR TLDR psychicer May 5 2010, 11:20:50 UTC

Overuse, I believe. Some of it is our fault too.

text; DO YOU KNOW HOW TEMPTED I WAS TO TL;DR IN RESPONSE TO THIS nosamurai May 6 2010, 04:35:41 UTC

You'd think someone would invest in better pens if they expect everyone to use them in order to get tings done around here.

[ Meaning the new arrival's place she's in BUT SO IT GOES. ]

text; YOU ARE HORRIBLE psychicer May 6 2010, 04:50:34 UTC

Well, as far as I can tell, there have been a lot of new arrivals around. Plus, there are just too many papers.

And I know I've squeezed a pen too hard, once.

text; I STOPPED MYSELF nosamurai May 6 2010, 04:57:22 UTC

New arrivals in the last few days, or in what kind of timeframe? How many of them are refugees?

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[VIDEO] virulentfacade May 5 2010, 13:25:22 UTC

You again?

[VIDEO] nosamurai May 6 2010, 04:37:27 UTC

[ GOD SOMEONE ELSE SHE'S FORGOTTEN SHE IS THE WORST PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF E--

Sakura doesn't know what to make of the again. ]

I'm sorry. You are... whom?

[VIDEO] virulentfacade May 6 2010, 04:45:25 UTC

You wouldn't remember, would you. I don't think you'd even care that you don't.

[VIDEO] nosamurai May 6 2010, 04:50:26 UTC

What are you talking about? When have we met before?

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