anything goes; first session [video]
[The first sight the guide picks up is of a pigtailed boy, a towel around his neck. He's trying to get some answers, and he's not succeeding.]
I've already seen the papers. That's not what I'm askin'.
Oi, this is space, isn't it? They're aliens around, aren't there? There's gotta be at least one planet with cursed springs! Look it up! Ju. Sen. Kyo. It's not that hard!
[A beat passes, and soon, he gets his answer.]
...what do you mean I've gotta fill out more forms to look these things up?!
[He sighs, hand scratching the side of his head.] Haaaah. This isn't workin'. Ain't there someone that's NOT useless around who can help here?
I've already seen the papers. That's not what I'm askin'.
Oi, this is space, isn't it? They're aliens around, aren't there? There's gotta be at least one planet with cursed springs! Look it up! Ju. Sen. Kyo. It's not that hard!
[A beat passes, and soon, he gets his answer.]
...what do you mean I've gotta fill out more forms to look these things up?!
[He sighs, hand scratching the side of his head.] Haaaah. This isn't workin'. Ain't there someone that's NOT useless around who can help here?