WIRE 002 [(accidental) VIDEO]
[The feed cuts on, but rather it was intentional or not is not know. Hello everyone, you're being greeted by Fuery again. This time he's not near the Vogon's, in fact he's armed with a camera. (Under the theory that at least it's somewhat close to his original job.) That's right, this month, Fuery's working as a photographer.]
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[YEAH YOU GET THE OTHER ONE THIS TIME BRO. for the record Ling sounds absurdly different from Greed, in case you haven't seen the new anime yet]
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[He blinked, staring quizzically at the screen, it looked like the same person... but different voice? And it sounded like speech pattern too-- He was just going to have to go with what he knew.
Ah, Mr. Greed! A few of the others said something like that, but a machine shouldn't be able to turn on if it wants to!
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I'm not Greed, by the way. My name is Ling Yao.
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Ling Yao? Sorry, I must have got confused! [I think he might know OF Greed, I just realized. o.o Since Mustang and Hawkeye met him, I think, with the Gluttony thing? So maybe if they informed him of crap. Either way, he will just pretend to think they look similar for a bit.]
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Oh it's fine! Happens all the time! I don't remember Greed mentioning me to you, anyway.
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[Just another blink.] Are you two twins or... one in the same?
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[-Said as though it should explain EVERYTHING. HE'S SO FUCKING CHEERFUL]
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[Stare. Stare. STARE. KID CAN'T BE SERIOUS, RIGHT?! Wasn't the Fuhrer a Homunculus---? ...]
WHAT? No way, that can't be right--- you don't seem like the other one I met!
[LOL. Ravaging meat eater, and THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.]
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I didn't start off as a homunculus, actually. Which one did you meet, by the way?
[PUPPY MEAT?]
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...You can do that? Uh...[WORRY MAN WORRY.] The fat one, Gluttony... And the others say the female one.
[DON'T START THAT MAN.8|]
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Ah, well, technically Greed was supposed to take over my body completely, but I was just too tough for him!
Oooh, Gluttony, he ate me and Ed once. The female one must have been Lust, unless they caught Envy from behind...
[Do you think they ate cats in Xing?]
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Alrigh--[Stop] WAIT. He actually ate you?! How is tha---How are you still here?!
[...Sob, I have five newborn kittens, don't start there.]
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His stomach's actually a lot bigger on the inside... I don't know, Ed can explain it better, I'm sure.
[OH GOD I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A NEW KITTEN FOR TWO MONTHSSS mail me one]
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....[So confused.] How is all this at all possible?
[XD WHY IS THAT EVERYONE'S FIRST RESPONSE?! 'SIDES. SOME OF THEM HAVE NO TAILS. :| AND MUM BIT OFF THE TAIL OF ONE, SO HE HAD TO GO TO THE VET~]
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Oh I don't know. It's some junk to do with alchemy, I'm not an alchemist!
[because i love kittens. WTF WHAT AN ASSHOLE MOM CAT]
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It really makes no sense.
[-does too- I NOW HAVE NINE CATS. PLEASE TAKE ONE. I KNOW RIGHT?! HE HAS AN INFECTION THOUGH. ;-; BUT IT'S OKAY.]
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