WIRE 002 [(accidental) VIDEO]

[kainfuery]

[The feed cuts on, but rather it was intentional or not is not know. Hello everyone, you're being greeted by Fuery again. This time he's not near the Vogon's, in fact he's armed with a camera. (Under the theory that at least it's somewhat close to his original job.) That's right, this month, Fuery's working as a photographer.]

[The Guide gives

Comments

[youresoshort]

These have a tendency to turn on when you least expect it.

Judging from the name of the magazine, I can only assume that they want pictures of women.

[kainfuery]

[Fuery stares down as the Guide brings up the response.]

Oh, Colonel! Do they really? Is it some sort of switch? Although... I didn't see something like that last night, but then again, I am unfamiliar...

[Have a muttered conversation from a wire geek for a moment, who's determined to figure out the Guide completely within his week. He shakes his head forcing his attention back to Mustang.]

Would you happen to know what sort of women, Colonel? It says 'space' in it. [Sigh] It was the least strange job left.

[youresoshort]

If you didn't see anything when you took it a part, I doubt there is an explanation.

The only thing I can see it being would be that of the natives. After all, they are from space.

[kainfuery]

That's not true, Sir, sometimes I miss things and I really don't know the material they used to make these very well. Still, machines can't just turn on with their own will!

That's true, but Colonel... [Hesitantly, BECAUSE HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DISAGREE WITH MUSTANG.] some of the others said it was a fashion magazine.

[youresoshort]

Well then, perhaps you should take another look. Though, with your expertise on the matter, I doubt you missed anything.

A fashion magazine, huh? Well, you could still take pictures of the natives.

[kainfuery]

[Have a more confidant look, Mustang.] Thank you, Colonel, I think I'll still go over it again, though. I want to know exactly how it works.

Yeah, that's what the others said, anyway. Ah, that's true! [Must wonder who would be considered native.]

[youresoshort]

In that case, I wish you the best of luck.

I can't say I know too much about them.

[kainfuery]

Thank you, Sir, I'll do my best.

It's going to be difficult to distinguish, bur at least I know how to use a camera. That's a start. [He's looking the brighter things, REALLY.]

[youresoshort]

I'm have no doubts.

I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.

[kainfuery]

[Thoughtful expression.]

Can I ask what you do here, Sir?

[youresoshort]

As of right now, my current job is to be an actor for some advertisements of the planet. Luckily, it changes every month.

[kainfuery]

... You don't sound like you care for that too much, Sir.

[youresoshort]

It's not something I would like to do forever, no.

[kainfuery]

I can understand that, Sir.

[He wants his radios back, please and thank you.]

[youresoshort]

I'm sure it'll be fine.

[kainfuery]

Yeah, and there's many of us here. It's got to be a good sign. [Sob.]