IMPORTANT INFORMATION... AND THE BEGINNING OF YOUR JOURNEY!
"Welcome to the space station S.S Thor. This is the New Arrivals Office. How may I help you?
Oh. You just got here? You need a bed? I'm sorry; we do not hand out beds at the moment. However, our rooms do come with a bed if you'd-- Oh. You'll take the room. Right. Well.
You have the correct forms, I presume? No? Well, I'm afraid I can't help you if you don't have a form. You'll find them on the shelf to your left. Yes. You'll need form 65c: "Room Application Form". Make sure you don't take form 65b, or you won't get a free Book or Towel, don't know why we still have those, but I suppose some people already have a Towel.
You have the form? Good. Did you fill it out? Sign at the dotted line, please.
Oh. Wait. You forgot to check that box there. And you need to fill out your species, see? Thank you, now, just hold on a minute while I--
I'm sorry, there seems to be a mistake. Your home planet has been destroyed."
Do you perhaps have a second home planet? No?
Well, I can't just give you a room if you don't even have a home planet.
You're a refugee? Well, why didn't you just say so? That's form 72d for refugees. That's the pink one. Make sure you get the right one this time, won't you?
I'm sorry, but you'll have to go to the back of the queue. And don't look at me like that. It's not my fault you filled out the wrong form, now is it?"
× × ×
Once the vogon has stamped the final stamp, and you have signed the final form (which should be form 13c: "Babelfish Release Form", and if you forgot it, it's to the back of the queue again), you will be directed to their new sleeping quarters in the Stowaways section. If you got the right form (and I hope you did), you should now have your very own, fluffy towel, as well as a copy of the Book.
Throw your bag of personal belongings on the floor, clear everything away in the one tiny closet, take a nap, whatever, just get settled in; the real deal hasn't started yet. There's still time to explore (did you get a map? There's a form for that, too) and get to know the other passengers. It's advised that you introduce yourself on the forums, as that's the quickest way to communicate.
It's a huge space station, after all.
If you managed to get the refugee form in the end, you'll have some pocket money to get you started. Not much, but enough for a few of the essentials you didn't have time to grab before your world exploded, as well as food for a few days.
After that? You'll just have to get a job, won't you.
× × ×
Yes, this is it, people. It's started.
Before you start spamming the community with posts, could you check the taken list to make sure you're on it, comment to the world destruction list if you haven't, and make sure your contact info is where everyone can find it.
Lastly, we have monthly activity requirements, so please take a moment to familiarize yourself with those as well!
Some Notes to Consider:
1) We have a map of the S.S. Thor's REFUGEE FLOORS. The floors and rooms are numbered 1 through 42 as you can see, and each room will start with the number of the floor, a dash, and then the number of the cabin. For example, cabin 30 on the fifth floor will be: 5-30. We're keeping it simple. 8D;;;
2) Cabins start on the THIRD FLOOR
3) Cabin assignments! HERE BE THE ROOM ASSIGNMENT POST They're completely random, but you WILL be able to room with someone you like in the future, and when you have enough money.
4) IC POSTS ALL GO INTO gargleblasted! LOG POSTS GO INTO stop_panicking!!! OOC SHENANIGANS AND PLOTS GO INTO mostly_ooc! MEMES, SPAM, AND EVERYTHING ELSE GO INTO bistromatics
5) Please tag your entries with your character's first and last names, and ONLY your character's first and last names. If it's a log, then tag with all characters involved. :D
If you have any questions, just ask! After all, we want this game to be perfect, and since the mods know they're failures, we kinda need some help getting things right. We're sure we forgot something.
I think I left the stove on, actually.
ANYWAY. If you've done all that, and you've got no more questions.
I have one order for you: GO HAVE FUN.
PS This is an OOC post. DO NOT COMMENT ICLY!
Oh. You just got here? You need a bed? I'm sorry; we do not hand out beds at the moment. However, our rooms do come with a bed if you'd-- Oh. You'll take the room. Right. Well.
You have the correct forms, I presume? No? Well, I'm afraid I can't help you if you don't have a form. You'll find them on the shelf to your left. Yes. You'll need form 65c: "Room Application Form". Make sure you don't take form 65b, or you won't get a free Book or Towel, don't know why we still have those, but I suppose some people already have a Towel.
You have the form? Good. Did you fill it out? Sign at the dotted line, please.
Oh. Wait. You forgot to check that box there. And you need to fill out your species, see? Thank you, now, just hold on a minute while I--
I'm sorry, there seems to be a mistake. Your home planet has been destroyed."
Do you perhaps have a second home planet? No?
Well, I can't just give you a room if you don't even have a home planet.
You're a refugee? Well, why didn't you just say so? That's form 72d for refugees. That's the pink one. Make sure you get the right one this time, won't you?
I'm sorry, but you'll have to go to the back of the queue. And don't look at me like that. It's not my fault you filled out the wrong form, now is it?"
× × ×
Once the vogon has stamped the final stamp, and you have signed the final form (which should be form 13c: "Babelfish Release Form", and if you forgot it, it's to the back of the queue again), you will be directed to their new sleeping quarters in the Stowaways section. If you got the right form (and I hope you did), you should now have your very own, fluffy towel, as well as a copy of the Book.
Throw your bag of personal belongings on the floor, clear everything away in the one tiny closet, take a nap, whatever, just get settled in; the real deal hasn't started yet. There's still time to explore (did you get a map? There's a form for that, too) and get to know the other passengers. It's advised that you introduce yourself on the forums, as that's the quickest way to communicate.
It's a huge space station, after all.
If you managed to get the refugee form in the end, you'll have some pocket money to get you started. Not much, but enough for a few of the essentials you didn't have time to grab before your world exploded, as well as food for a few days.
After that? You'll just have to get a job, won't you.
× × ×
Yes, this is it, people. It's started.
Before you start spamming the community with posts, could you check the taken list to make sure you're on it, comment to the world destruction list if you haven't, and make sure your contact info is where everyone can find it.
Lastly, we have monthly activity requirements, so please take a moment to familiarize yourself with those as well!
Some Notes to Consider:
1) We have a map of the S.S. Thor's REFUGEE FLOORS. The floors and rooms are numbered 1 through 42 as you can see, and each room will start with the number of the floor, a dash, and then the number of the cabin. For example, cabin 30 on the fifth floor will be: 5-30. We're keeping it simple. 8D;;;
2) Cabins start on the THIRD FLOOR
3) Cabin assignments! HERE BE THE ROOM ASSIGNMENT POST They're completely random, but you WILL be able to room with someone you like in the future, and when you have enough money.
4) IC POSTS ALL GO INTO gargleblasted! LOG POSTS GO INTO stop_panicking!!! OOC SHENANIGANS AND PLOTS GO INTO mostly_ooc! MEMES, SPAM, AND EVERYTHING ELSE GO INTO bistromatics
5) Please tag your entries with your character's first and last names, and ONLY your character's first and last names. If it's a log, then tag with all characters involved. :D
If you have any questions, just ask! After all, we want this game to be perfect, and since the mods know they're failures, we kinda need some help getting things right. We're sure we forgot something.
I think I left the stove on, actually.
ANYWAY. If you've done all that, and you've got no more questions.
I have one order for you: GO HAVE FUN.
PS This is an OOC post. DO NOT COMMENT ICLY!