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[The camera clicks on with a view from the floor of Gilbert looking freaked out. He scrambles backward muttering to himself.]
C-cat!! No! Go away! Shoo!
[The cat itself isn't visible in the feed, but there's a loud, long yowl from just off camera, as if it's deliberately sounding as unearthly as possible.]
[In response he tries to scoot back further, his face draining of all color. Who thought a grown man could squeak?]
[There's a sigh, then a scratchy, old-man voice speaks; however, the cat itself is still off camera.]
You've really got it bad, don't you? This isn't even fun anymore.
[Mist begins to billow across the screen, and a naked Yoruichi steps into the feed, standing over Gilbert with a smirk. Her hair covers her to the waist, but the rest is visible.]
There now. Better?
[He stares at her a moment before his face turns red and he covers his face.]
No! P-put something on!
[She chuckles, crossing her arms over her chest.]
You're delicate, aren't you~?
[Deliberately, she stretches out one long leg, placing her foot against his chest.]
You might need to man up, boy. There's much worse than me on this ship.
[She bends a bit, looking absolutely evil.]
I can help you with that, if you like~
[What. What was she implying?! First she was a cat and now she was...naked. What the hell. The feel of a bare foot against his chest was enough to make him flush deeper as he is pushed a bit into the wall behind him.]
I'm just fine as I am! How can you act as if being nude is nothing?!
[It's rude! Not to mention improper. And she was a cat five seconds ago!]
It's none of your business how I am.
[She laughs, then the light of the Guide catches her eye and she turns to look at it, her foot still on his chest]
How rude~ In any case---looks like we've got an audience.
[Gilbert freezes in mid-shout and drops his hands in shock. Whoops still naked woman.]
WHAT?!
C-cat!! No! Go away! Shoo!
[The cat itself isn't visible in the feed, but there's a loud, long yowl from just off camera, as if it's deliberately sounding as unearthly as possible.]
[In response he tries to scoot back further, his face draining of all color. Who thought a grown man could squeak?]
[There's a sigh, then a scratchy, old-man voice speaks; however, the cat itself is still off camera.]
You've really got it bad, don't you? This isn't even fun anymore.
[Mist begins to billow across the screen, and a naked Yoruichi steps into the feed, standing over Gilbert with a smirk. Her hair covers her to the waist, but the rest is visible.]
There now. Better?
[He stares at her a moment before his face turns red and he covers his face.]
No! P-put something on!
[She chuckles, crossing her arms over her chest.]
You're delicate, aren't you~?
[Deliberately, she stretches out one long leg, placing her foot against his chest.]
You might need to man up, boy. There's much worse than me on this ship.
[She bends a bit, looking absolutely evil.]
I can help you with that, if you like~
[What. What was she implying?! First she was a cat and now she was...naked. What the hell. The feel of a bare foot against his chest was enough to make him flush deeper as he is pushed a bit into the wall behind him.]
I'm just fine as I am! How can you act as if being nude is nothing?!
[It's rude! Not to mention improper. And she was a cat five seconds ago!]
It's none of your business how I am.
[She laughs, then the light of the Guide catches her eye and she turns to look at it, her foot still on his chest]
How rude~ In any case---looks like we've got an audience.
[Gilbert freezes in mid-shout and drops his hands in shock. Whoops still naked woman.]
WHAT?!