[video]

[heywhitemage]

[Video turns on. The view is at an angle, but you can make out colorful rugs, picture books, and neatly stacked toys.]

[And in the middle of it all, is a certain black mage fussing over a summoning circle in the middle of the room.]

[He straightens up, and turns towards the camera.]

Hey kids! Ready for school? I've got something special to show you. And no, of course it's not the unexplored fathoms of hell. Heh heh heh...

[...who the hell hired this sociopath to babysit...?]