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[the feed shows a
its_a_weirdo in a rather cute
chef's outfit, standing up on a chair behind a counter]
[a young man leans lazily on the fridge behind her, smiling calmly]
[the child raps a wooden spoon on the counter]
Hello! I'm a patissier! That means I probably know how to make a cake!! Today, I'm going to make a cake with Daddy and Heero! It'll have strawberries, so that it's extra extra delicious! But if we make a cake, we have to crack some eggs! So I'm going to show you how, because it's my super specialty!
Usually I only crack two, but today I'm going to crack a bunch!!
["No, you're not."]
Eh?!
["Just two less than four."]
Three?
["Nope."]
Let's go with three! Okay, are you watching?! I'm going to crack three eggs!!
[she picks up the first one and SLAMS IT ONTO THE COUNTER -- ]
[ -- and then cracks it neatly into the bowl]
[she repeats this process (speed-cracking a third one under Daddy's disapproving face) and then throws her hands up like GOOOAL!!]
Cracking eggs is so easy, only a lion doesn't know how!! EVERYONE! TRY CRACKING AN EGG TOO!!
[the young man in the background leans down, whispering]
[Yotsuba nods repeatedly, turning back to the camera and pointing]
If you want a cake, that's too bad!! It's only for our neighbors! So try making a cake yourself!! Don't be so unaccountable!!
[Koiwai sighs, calmly punching down onto her head]
[END video post◄]