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[humansexual]

[ The feed turns on, and the first thing you see is a man in a fur coat, clapping his hands as though he'd just finished watching a play. ]Interesting, interesting! Though I'm a bit heartbroken to be taken away from my precious Ikebukuro, this place could grow to be a bit more entertaining. A space ship, is it? Wow, I didn't even know for sure

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1/3

[blustered]

[ ...you see Shizuo's thumb. Yeah, he's holding the guide. He hears you, but hasn't made the connection yet. ]

The louse? But where?

[blustered]

[ LOOKING AROUND, TRYING TO FIND YOU ]

What the hell is he doing here too? He survived?

DONE

[blustered]

[ You might notice that his hold on the guide is getting tighter and tighter. It's going to crack any minute. He scans the area a bit more, before finally taking the damn hint that Izaya obviously isn't HERE.

Lifting up the guide, his face breaks into a smile. ]

I-zaaa-yaaa-kun. [ The screen finally gives in. There is a huge crack, but the image is still visible. ] So there you are.

oh god

[humansexual]

Oh, Shizu-chan! What a surprise to run into you here of all places!

[ No, really. Why the hell are you here. Still, he's... kind of amused at how Shizuo's already managed to break his guide only by the mere sight of him. ]

... Really. If you're not the cause for our world's destruction, I wouldn't think you'd be nearly intelligent enough to make it out alive, what with that sluggish brain of yours!

Re: oh god

[blustered]

Shut up. It's no surprise that a cockroach like you would survive that. [ MISPLACED RAGE!! HE PUNCHES A WALL NEARBY. ]

That means I'll have to come crush you myself, huh?!

[humansexual]

Well, you could try, but it might prove to be yet another futile effort, such as last time. Ah, and the time before that! In fact, wouldn't it be wiser to save yourself the effort and not bother?

[ HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH YOU. ]

[blustered]

[ HE THINKS OF THAT SOMETIMES. BUT THEN HE REMEMBERS THAT --OH WAIT, IZAYA. ]

I won't give you the satisfaction of doing that! [ since you want him to, he's DEEEFINITELY not doing it now ]

[humansexual]

[ OH U and your logic, Shizu-chan... ]

Then, that's too bad for you! There's not a single thing you could do to me from a distance, and you have no idea where I am. A true shame, really!

[blustered]

This ship isn't as big as 'bukuro, though. It's only a matter of time. [ YOU GOIN' DOWN ]

[humansexual]

Ah, yes, a matter of time! That is, if you can find me.

1/2

[blustered]

I'll search every inch if I have to. [ he's not done with the guide just yet. in fact, his grip tightens even harder. the huge crack starts to grow, and the image on the screen is flickering constantly ]

[blustered]

The thought of scum like you running free pisses me off!

[ WITH THAT, HE THROWS THE GUIDE AT THE NEAREST WALL. HE CAN'T STAND SEEING YOUR FACE ON IT ANY LONGER ]

[humansexual]

[ Oh, he supposes Shizu-chan's temper must have gotten the best of him again. ¯\(º_o)/¯ What a barbaric idiot. ]

It's good to see you too, Shizu-chan! [ Not really but lol w/e ]