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Mar 21, 2010 18:43

[ The feed turns on, and the first thing you see is a man in a fur coat, clapping his hands as though he'd just finished watching a play. ]Interesting, interesting! Though I'm a bit heartbroken to be taken away from my precious Ikebukuro, this place could grow to be a bit more entertaining. A space ship, is it? Wow, I didn't even know for sure ( Read more... )

izaya orihara

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princess_tenko March 21 2010, 22:45:08 UTC

Like... the air conditioner? -PUN IS LOST ON NON-MODERN JAPANESE-

humansexual March 21 2010, 22:55:51 UTC

That's right! Kirigamine is a well-known air conditioner manufacturer in Japan. Therefore, you must be from elsewhere.

princess_tenko March 22 2010, 04:15:26 UTC

No, I'm certainly from Japan. What is an air conditioner?

humansexual March 22 2010, 12:39:14 UTC

Hmm? Perhaps you're from one of those "alternate universes" I heard about, then! Anyway, an air conditioner is a machine designed to blow cool air. They're quite nice on a hot summer's day.

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video; humansexual March 21 2010, 22:58:15 UTC

Ah, yes. If you're Japanese, surely you've heard of Kirigamine air conditioners.

My, such kindness coming from a stranger.

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video; humansexual March 21 2010, 23:12:10 UTC

Why don't you start by telling me what it is you like about this ship? Being estranged from your planet... it must be awful, right? Maybe there's nothing to like at all.

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wisdomofagod March 21 2010, 22:52:23 UTC

It's boring.

humansexual March 21 2010, 22:59:08 UTC

Is that so? May I ask why you think so?

wisdomofagod March 21 2010, 23:01:28 UTC

You get used to it after a while.

humansexual March 21 2010, 23:06:40 UTC

Hmm. You'd think so, wouldn't you? However, there are new people and new occurrences on this ship every single day, aren't there? Something like that could hardly prove to be boring, I think.

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[VIDEO] overcomplex March 21 2010, 23:15:30 UTC

Observing humanity?

[VIDEO] humansexual March 21 2010, 23:17:24 UTC

Humans are interesting, aren't they?

[VIDEO] overcomplex March 21 2010, 23:23:47 UTC

Maybe.

But watching them like some kind of stalker is just weird. It's not like people are a science experiment.

[VIDEO] humansexual March 21 2010, 23:44:19 UTC

... A stalker, is it? I think you've gotten the wrong impression of me! I love humanity, but I don't love any one human in particular. What a person does with their life isn't any of my business, really.

[ He just likes to toy with them and observe their reactions, really. He doesn't care enough about you to actively stalk, unless there was some sort of particularly interesting case going on. ]

Tell me, do you see yourself as "special"?

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1/3 blustered March 21 2010, 23:23:57 UTC

[ ...you see Shizuo's thumb. Yeah, he's holding the guide. He hears you, but hasn't made the connection yet. ]

The louse? But where?

blustered March 21 2010, 23:24:29 UTC

[ LOOKING AROUND, TRYING TO FIND YOU ]

What the hell is he doing here too? He survived?

DONE blustered March 21 2010, 23:25:37 UTC

[ You might notice that his hold on the guide is getting tighter and tighter. It's going to crack any minute. He scans the area a bit more, before finally taking the damn hint that Izaya obviously isn't HERE.

Lifting up the guide, his face breaks into a smile. ]

I-zaaa-yaaa-kun. [ The screen finally gives in. There is a huge crack, but the image is still visible. ] So there you are.

oh god humansexual March 21 2010, 23:31:32 UTC

Oh, Shizu-chan! What a surprise to run into you here of all places!

[ No, really. Why the hell are you here. Still, he's... kind of amused at how Shizuo's already managed to break his guide only by the mere sight of him. ]

... Really. If you're not the cause for our world's destruction, I wouldn't think you'd be nearly intelligent enough to make it out alive, what with that sluggish brain of yours!

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