Mar 12, 2010 00:26
[The background noise of customers and kitchen-sounds murmurs within the post, the clinking of cups and plates, the obnoxious scraping of knives on plates, the hideous snarfling of aliens with inhaling food.]
[Over said background noise, rips a scream. It's a particularly girly manly, garbled alien scream, and then comes a loud thud.]
My goodness, sir, are you alright!?
[Tae can be heard speaking over the Guide's recording, along with some shuffling noises, before the alien replies-]
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT THING!!?
[There's a long pause, and Tae innocently replies]
Just some Gorflax peppers and a dusting of parmesan--
IT'S POISON. POISON! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME, AREN'T YOU???
[There then ensues a long silence where only the background noise can be heard, though it seems to hush slightly.....]
[Her voice goes terrifyingly low]
Eat it.
W-WHAT, NO I--
[CRASH]
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, EAT IT!
[Another scream, and the feed cuts.]
tae shimura