[VOICE]

Mar 12, 2010 00:26

[The background noise of customers and kitchen-sounds murmurs within the post, the clinking of cups and plates, the obnoxious scraping of knives on plates, the hideous snarfling of aliens with inhaling food.]

[Over said background noise, rips a scream. It's a particularly girly manly, garbled alien scream, and then comes a loud thud.]

My goodness, sir, are you alright!?

[Tae can be heard speaking over the Guide's recording, along with some shuffling noises, before the alien replies-]

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT THING!!?

[There's a long pause, and Tae innocently replies]

Just some Gorflax peppers and a dusting of parmesan--

IT'S POISON. POISON! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME, AREN'T YOU???

[There then ensues a long silence where only the background noise can be heard, though it seems to hush slightly.....]

[Her voice goes terrifyingly low]

Eat it.

W-WHAT, NO I--

[CRASH]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, EAT IT!

[Another scream, and the feed cuts.]

tae shimura

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