Greed/Ling/fuck numbers/[ACTION]

[homuncuprince]

[Greed's totally at the bar in The Dwarfed Giraffe, bein' all bar tendery and shit. (despite the fact that Ling is waaaay underage for this sort of job lol aliens) If he likes you, he might even slip you a free drink. Too bad he doesn't like much of anybody. Unless you happen to have a nice rack. Tits are much appreciated.]

[Free drinks or not, you better leave a good tip. He doesn't mind giving away free booze since it doesn't belong to him, but he doesn't mix drinks for free, motherfuckers. Does this look like a booze charity to you? Shit no. PAY UP.]