Mar 04, 2010 12:02
"Dessert" is such a misleading name...And here I thought it would be a planet full of ice cream mountains with little cherries on top. To think, I could be bathing in the chocolate syrup pool with strawberries and women by my sides! But no. No, instead I am greeted with the hot desert sun, barren wasteland and no sign of refreshing desserts anywhere. My dreams have been shattered, hopes smashed, heart broken! I might even cry.
Which reminds me.
I seem to have misplaced my favorite pen. I'm afraid I cannot write anything without it. Yes, my avid fans, my book is to be postponed until my pen returns. My door is always open for your weeping needs.
There's bound to be some ice cream somewhere...
shigure sohma