Feb 26, 2010 17:52
[The feed seems to be more like a televised program- indeed, there's a whole opening montage and graphic, which kindly and loudly informs you that
YOU ARE WATCHING THE INTERGALACTIC CAGE-FIGHTING BATTLE ROYAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEE!
Only on ZBX. The video pans to show a currently empty but soon to be filled ring like you would see in a boxing match, with various strobelights flashing over it and some vaguely sports-event style music blaring loudly over the speakers in the arena.]
[The announcers get going, introducing the fighters- Each in teams of two, the first 3 teams are announced, of various sizes and shapes, alien, human, beastman and other. And when the last pair is introduced...]
"AAAAND FINALLY, OUR LAST TEAM OF COMPETITORS! LIMITLESS FIREPOWER PACKED INTO A TINY PACKAGE! 100% FRUIT JUICE WITH NO ADDITIVES, THE "FRESH WILD CHILD", SOOOOOOOOOON GOKUUUUU!"
[Goku kinda... stares at the announcer, but shrugs as he enters the ring, cracking his knuckles.]
"AAAAND HIS PARTNER FOR THIS TEAM MATCH! THE SNOW WHITE SAMURAI, GRACEFUL BUT DEMURE! A BURNING BUSHIDO BASHER GOING BY HIS OWN CODE, KOTAROOOOO KAAAAATSURAAAAAAAAA!"
[Zura leans over the edge of the ring] IT'S KATSURA KOTAROU!
[He is succinctly ignored as the announcer goes on, explaining the rules of the match- when both competitors are down, a team is out; Weapons are allowed; No time limit. The referee raises his hands and the signal is given-]
BEGIN!
son goku